Have I got a deal for you, Kev.
Buy it. Park it in the yard. When the wife notices it you say "It's bloody Mick's. He said he needed someone to hang on to it for a while." Then you give her my phone number, she rings me and I confirm what you said is true. You are off the hook and I take the blame.
How much do I charge for this service? For you, a special deal.
Do you have space for a trailer or two?



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