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  1. 30th November 2007, 09:35 AM #31
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    An Englishman was stating how proud he was, he stood up on the bar and shouted;

    I was born an Englishman

    lived as an Englishman

    and i'm going to die an Englishman

    Standing over in the corner was a Scottsman listening

    After the Englishman had finished, the Scott yelled

    Have ya no ambition man
    Cheers Baz.

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  2. 30th November 2007, 10:56 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redback View Post
    T did ya read this


    Indeed I did Baz couldn't think of a joke at the time was pondering on what we as a generation are going to leave our kids.....never mind how about this.....


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  3. 30th November 2007, 11:16 AM #33
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    I'm about a 4th or 5th generation Aussie.

    However my last name is as German as they come. Yet I can't speak anything except English. Apart from the mandatory foreign swear words you learn at school.

    When I was at high school the Greek kids thought I was one of them.

    A teacher said I looked more aboriginal than an aboriginal kid in the class.

    I eat out at asian food places as much as I can or I make it at home.

    I don't like lamb chops.

    Meat and three veg is as boring as it gets.

    I drive an imported car

    What is the typical Aussie these days?
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  4. 30th November 2007, 11:28 AM #34
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    Followup to my yesterday's post...

    I didn't realise it was going to generate that much of a backlash... I guess I should have screened my reply better... didn't mean to paint RonMc as a redneck (appologies mate), I'm sure it was just a joke...

    ...I was just hoping to start a bit of a debate

    What started out as a small jibe back at Ron's joke / post started to get a life of its own...

    ...and well... ... upon re-reading my post this morning, I can see how many would get the impression I REALLY took the issue to heart. I just had a bit of time to kill... and a story to tell.

    In any case, it's good to see overwhelming support for Australia's immigration policies...

    How about support for Labor?... can we get similar consensus there?... or would that be pushing it?

    In any case it's a bit late to be drumming up that one... the election's already been and gone!


    lol... but we all know how... errmm... yes, I'll leave it there before I get myself into (any more) trouble!

    Cheers

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