Thread: Irish Vasectomy

Originally Posted by djam1

If you look at it seriously even Aboriginals come from elsewhere
Not politically correct but true

True, probably applies to most countries

sigh

well it started as a joke.....

can we finish it smiling as well...

politics' and the silly season, who'd put an election near christmas !

ease up boys and girls.....

Originally Posted by incisor

This procedure also works in New Zealand, Tasmania, and on NSW rugby league supporters.

Oi I resemble that joke

Originally Posted by RonMcGr

Speaking of KIWI's,

Are we related?

A Kiwi and an Aussie were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold
beer.
After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi,
"If I was to sneak over to your house and shag your wife while you were off
fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"
The Kiwi crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and
squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about being related, but it would
make us even."

Ahem, 'scuse me Ron old son, but didn't you mean it the other way around? As an Ozzie I mean.

Benny Hill;

Life is like a double bed

Interviewer;

Why is life like a double bed

Benny Hill;

Well if your going too argue about it, life isn't like a double bed

Baz.

Yep tolerance and understanding couldn't agree more Do unto others as

you would be done to you.... yep all for it.

Lets see......singing Christmas carols in schools banned....upsets some people

Santa's HO HO HO banned upsets some people

I could go on but you get the idea the .Gov doesn't need to clamp down on immigrants just those that wont to change this country into the same as where they came from....(and also the green's mans worst enemy)

T

Originally Posted by incisor

sigh

well it started as a joke.....

can we finish it smiling as well...

politics' and the silly season, who'd put an election near christmas !

ease up boys and girls.....

T did ya read this

Originally Posted by tony

Yep tolerance and understanding couldn't agree more Do unto others as

you would be done to you.... yep all for it.

Lets see......singing Christmas carols in schools banned....upsets some people

Santa's HO HO HO banned upsets some people

I could go on but you get the idea the .Gov doesn't need to clamp down on immigrants just those that wont to change this country into the same as where they came from....(and also the green's mans worst enemy)

T

After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, British scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in the UK newspapers read: "British archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Scots."

One week later, "The Kerryman," a southwest Irish newsletter, reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 meters in peat bog near Tralee, Paddy O'Droll, a self taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Paddy has therefore concluded that 300 years ago Ireland had already gone wireless."