Thread: Things I've learnt.....

Originally Posted by Pedro_The_Swift

Possums like passionfruit.
and while they know precisely the time the very first one is ripe, after that they dont care and will eat purple, green and brown ones.

Our dog does the same. Picks them off the vine, plays with them like a ball for a few hours, then has them for a snack.

Originally Posted by d@rk51d3

Our dog does the same. Picks them off the vine, plays with them like a ball for a few hours, then has them for a snack.

Gday Reece!

Originally Posted by digger

Gday Reece!

G'day mate. Long time, no see.

If dogs eat a large number of avocadoes, they should be kept outside until anything which has the chance of causing a problem has passed.

Originally Posted by DiscoMick

If dogs eat a large number of avocadoes, they should be kept outside until anything which has the chance of causing a problem has passed.

Talking from experience here...?

Originally Posted by bacicat

Talking from experience here...?

congratulations on the new avatar......

Sorry, I've taken so long, but some people felt that some of these things listed by me were maybe more jokes than experience... I was shocked..

I mean I could tell you a leech joke, but it would suck anyway, and I am really getting tired of sleeping jokes!

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction. Normally that joke backfired, but it fired back again.

I thought I can do this and I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it didn't have an ending!

I'd tell you a joke about a cow but I always butcher it. So I was scrambling for another egg joke, but I can't seem to whip one up. Guess I'm a bit fried.

Have you heard the joke I tried to tell about the homemade bomb? It had no impact.

Then you have to be careful not to upset people, I mean I t's difficult to know where to draw feline, when it comes to cat jokes.
I have realised that if towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes. I know that I like elevators they let me say jokes on every level.

My service station was I saw selling diesel and petrol for one dollar a litre, but then I saw that March had just ended. It was an April fuel's joke.

Since these jokes are online I hope they are Byte-ing humor!

It's not a well paid profession, and often thirsty jokers can be seen waiting in the punch line. A family joker is jest having fun with his elations.

A hangman telling a joke can be cord-ial but he will string you along to the punish line. I know a painter's joke may be off-colour, while a cook's might be tasteless.

Anyway, I was going to put some jokes in but I cannot think of any...sorry

The grandfathers of Rock, the Rolling Stones were performing in Adelaide recently As usual, with the high prices, I noticed the majority of the people watching the show were middle aged and many of them were pretty obese.

This posed some problems as the seats were of standard size at the entertainment centre. Several of them complained and shouted to Mick Jagger on stage who finally said he would send the manager and his staff to look for a place in the centre with wider seats so that those who were overweight would be comfortable.

Unfortunately, they were no wide seats in the centre at all and the manager told Mick the bad news.

Mick went to the microphone to sing the sad announcement

"I've tried and I've tried but I can't get no fatties section"


I learnt that maybe the seat size is why the Rolling Stones are all skinny...?