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    Narcissim is....

    Because she doesnt like the way your tyring to cook dinner your partner grabs then swings at you with the fry pan in the kitchen then runs out of the house, you lock the doors so she cant get back in.
    She breaks 3 doors with a shock absorber trying to get back into the house.

    Its your fault shes got an AVO because you called the cops.
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    I'm beginning to think the road rage incident was my bull dozer moment...

    I'd like to think I handled it well.

    Some brief

    The business I started because I was bored is doing well, It could probably be better but Im not taking it too seriously and with some crap that gone sideways recently Im kind of thinking maybe I should just go get a job as a tyre monkey or a hose fitter where I can just zen out and do the simple simple parts of my job that I really enjoy.

    Ive moved twice in less than 6 months.

    The updates on the funny stuff in my life havent been coming as much as they used to because there just isnt as much fun in my life anymore everythings on survival mode, effectively the low that I troughed into over leaving what was the last of the good part of my life in Katherine has sustained its average, theres been some ups and some downs, I've tried to keep the ups for here.
    Dave

    "In a Landrover the other vehicle is your crumple zone."

    For spelling call Rogets, for mechanicing call me.

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    I think you were wise not to get out of your car as I find people with weapons are often collectors so have more than one knife. Likewise moving twice to avoid a crazy person is a good idea, and you were there for your friend when they needed you and I'm sure they'll reach out if they need you to be a friend again.
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    Dave,

    I'm sorry to see you feeling down. Anytime you are in the area why not drop in - you know how to get here (you'll find the road is better now), just call or send a PM ahead to make sure I'm home.
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    Interesting as always, in you inimitable fashion! IIf I don't call you first, give me a tingle, or even better, call in when you're up this way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranga View Post
    Interesting as always, in you inimitable fashion! IIf I don't call you first, give me a tingle, or even better, call in when you're up this way.
    Indeed, and likewise always happy to catch up.
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    A quick way to save $400.....($440 inc GST.)

    When you call up with an electrical problem and you're asked to check the fuses, check the power lights, to then cycle the circuit breakers and the battery isolator switch and call back with what happens when you do that...

    You should probably do as asked....

    3 hrs I waited for the customer to turn up and on arrival I noticed that the battery isoloator switch was in the on position, which was horizontal, which was not as I installed the switch. Very carefully I rotated the Isoloator switch to the vertical Off position, watched everything light up as expected before removing and rotating the decal around the isolator, Off is now on, on is now off and everything is working.

    For future reference, If you ever do an install and are asked to leave the stickers off so the customer can do their own paint and carpet, write in obnoxious brain damaginly flurescent paint, what the swithes do and their positions....

    I could have been half way to a half days snowboarding.

    why $400, I waited 3 hours, its $100/hr and 4hr minimum.....

    I probably should have expected it them being a non landrover customer and all, just not enough experience diagnosing lucas electricals to have the experience to fault find.
    Dave

    "In a Landrover the other vehicle is your crumple zone."

    For spelling call Rogets, for mechanicing call me.

    Fozzy, 2.25D SIII Ex DCA Ute
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    Archaeoptersix 1990 6x6 dual cab(This things staying)


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    The benevolently smug disrespect...

    Crawling along some Melbourneish main road in the early morning heading to apparently the same place as some P plater in a lifted wobbly wheeled light festooned patrol whom was treasuring the right lane, clutch snapping gear grabbing coal rolling launch from each of the lights for some nose dippin tail lifting mud floaty tyre skipping brakery for the next set to be unrushedly passed in the middle lane by some old coot in an antique landrover too lazy to change gears just rolling in top cog easing the foot on and off to time the lights...

    We did come across a nemisis, A hill, a long, torque sapping constantish grade hill.

    The landrover leads the approach, having wound up from a long rolling start from the lights a good 4 or 5 lengths ahead of the still accellerating patrol, A glance at the gauges and a sly self contained grin, the foot lifts slightly the boost dials back and the egts dip, Into the hill now and the patrols bogged down but a quick soot launching downshift has it making ground again, barwork to door. A teasing flex of the right big toe in the steel caps and the next few feet of gain come agonizingly slowly nearly door to door and another slight dip and whistling of turbo abuse as the patrol grabs down another gear, more smoke ground is again being made.

    This is the precursor second to the moment, Turning to look up at the driver of the patrol a wave, friendly left hand up , right hand up on 12 on the wheel. he looks egotistically grinning at the old delapitatedly forlorne flakey painted bodywork of Arkie. He extends the middle finger. A touch of weight to the ball of my right and suddenly all forward gains cease, still waving a look down at the gauges concerned, hold the look of concern returning to lock stares at the plater in the patrol.

    This is the moment, waving ceases with a reach to flick on the thermo fans hand hovering where it can be seen leaving no doubt as to the complete lack of subterfuge of holding the same gear. Utter complete unilateral benevolently smug disrespect beaming from an ever growing smile at the same rate as the calf is let to add weight to the pedal. Deminishing metal to floor mat clearance, Rising EGT, Climing boost and the slow ineroxable rise of the Speedo as the gap between the waking vintaged veteran and the yipped up strung out teeny widens, A laugh for a quick power downshift and the gap opens faster to a palour of soot. An indicator flashes and someone passes left to the middle and again to the now available 3rd lane.

    Meanwhile, elsewhere a page on a calander turns as the climb completes and a new day approaches.
    Dave

    "In a Landrover the other vehicle is your crumple zone."

    For spelling call Rogets, for mechanicing call me.

    Fozzy, 2.25D SIII Ex DCA Ute
    Tdi autoManual d1 (gave it to the Mupion)
    Archaeoptersix 1990 6x6 dual cab(This things staying)


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    So parked in the loading bay at a place waiting for a pallet to get loaded, Im standing in the only shade of the area well trafficed judging by the wear marks on the ground, the assortment of cig buts and detrius of an improvised wating area a good 20 meters away having noted the "drivers to remain clear while loading"

    Nasty sounding crunch near my vehicle and the next thing I know Im copping abuse from the forky whose just driven the side of his forklift off of the concrete and hung it up on the mast with a drive wheel free spinning over the washout alongside. The missing several meters of kerbing and forklift tyre tracks through the ground beyond and damage to the edge of the slab make it obvious this is not a first time occurance

    Apparently I cant park my vehicle there... Management comes out and apparently Im not allowed to park where Im parked Ive caused an accident and will have to pay. MR forklift steerer is still ranting at me, another person finally comes out and wants to know what the ruckus is all about.

    "Apparently ma'am, having parked my truck in the loading bay while I wait for this pallet of goods to be loaded your forklift operator has decided to drive the forklift down the pedestrian access bay, has misjuged his spacing and driven the forklift off of the concrete and is now hung up and unable to recover the forklift. Heres my pick up paperwork. By the way, your pathway markings are not compliant, they are faded, extend to the edge of the concrete, the kerbing has been knocked away from the edge of the concrete, theres a trip/fall hazard at the edge of the concrete which is not protected or identified. your loading bay is not compliant for dimensions as its under the nominal widths for a standard vehicle bay, you have no exclusion zone marked around the edge of the loading bay, the loading bay is hemmed by walls and does not provide sufficient clearance for forklift access at all points of the designated loading bay and does not have sufficient clearance for a forklift to safely operate on either side of a vehicle parked in the loading bay through the accessway of the warehouse. The signposting is not compliant or visible once a vehicle is parked in the loading bay and you have no sheltered location for a driver to wait in while his vehicle is being loaded yet you have a sign providing that drivers must not remain in the vehicle during loading."

    "Are you a workplace inspector"

    Que the condescending look of "I dont answer stupid question"

    "could you come inside and wait in the staff room while we get your goods loaded."

    Im not sure but I suspect I need a tetnus shot just for looking at the staff room loadings done I leave.

    not much later that afternoon I get a phone call from the first manager. Can I come and get the forklift out, my vehicle has winches, and It was my vehicle that contributed to the incident... "you can stop right there pal, my vehicle parked in your loading bay did not contribute to the incident your inept forklift driver..." yabbering and something about how his friend has to pay to get the forklift out and will loose his job if I dont come and the incident is going to be reported to the police and I will loose my license and be sued for his friend loosing his job...

    "Nope, if I come I'll have to do a worksafe site assessment which means a whole lot more hassle, plus going rate is $100hr plus gst, I'm already on one priority job which is paying $200/hr. If you want me you have to pay the penalty rate which is double time double $200 is $400 it's a minimum 4 hour hire and it'd take me all of 30 mins to get there 10 minutes to haul it out and 30 to get back Its payment up front in cash which is $1600+ gst which to you will look like 10 minutes worth of time plus a worksafe investigation into the incident along with the dash cam recording of the verbal abuse incident that'll get lodged with...

    And he's hung up.

    And so, the not so serious looking for somewhere to land a container to store my gear in, sort the back deck of arkie and the trailer, find someone in VIC whose willing to have me record their place as my place for garaging, mailing and voting requirements and just go elevates another step or several on my mental health plan

    oh and for the second time in as many weeks, Im having a cold shower because the HWS in this rental has tripped the breaker for again and being a storage HWS its not immediately obvious the breaker has tripped.
    Dave

    "In a Landrover the other vehicle is your crumple zone."

    For spelling call Rogets, for mechanicing call me.

    Fozzy, 2.25D SIII Ex DCA Ute
    Tdi autoManual d1 (gave it to the Mupion)
    Archaeoptersix 1990 6x6 dual cab(This things staying)


    If you've benefited from one or more of my posts please remember, your taxes paid for my skill sets, I'm just trying to make sure you get your monies worth.
    If you think you're in front on the deal, pay it forwards.

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