Thread: OK show us your shed!!!!

Its all about liability and insurance. The council would not be able to tell you it was okay to keep the tree so close to the shed because if the tree then fell on the shed you might sue the council for giving you advice to keep the tree, and the council's insurer might refuse to cover the council because it had advised you it was okay to keep the tree. Its safer for the council to cover itself by advising you to remove it. If you reject the council's advice and keep the tree and it falls on the shed you can't sue the council because it had advised you to remove the tree and you didnt follow its advice. The council's bum is covered.

Originally Posted by 4bee

Or smaller bikes & crap?

what crap?

It is a bloke's shed ffs. There is bound to be a heap in a corner somewhere.

Originally Posted by DiscoMick

No motor bikes in the bedroom?

I can’t get ‘em down the corridor or I would....

That'd be the Silk Persian Hall Runner stopping that then?

Not quite, a sharp corner at the end... 😉

Originally Posted by Homestar

Not quite, a sharp corner at the end... 😉

Haven't you got a chainsaw, they are good for removing corners
cheers
blaze

Fair dos, think of the effect of the fumes on his Persian Rugs.
No, what he really needs is a Bobcat to chisel the corner off.