Thread: Quotes

One Lesbian I knew back in 1970 had one:--
"virginity is but a bubble on the sea of life. One pr*ck and its gone."

Winston Churchill was once asked to give a speach at a Uni on the secret of his success. Churchill stood up and said:--
"Never give up, never give up, never, never, never give up." and sat down.

And one good one from the Bible, in Proverbs 13:18, I think:--
"In a multitude of counsellors there is safety," that is do not go by just one persons ideas on what is right. This one might apply to AULRO, as far as fixing a rover problem, as well as applying to other things in life. A variation of this is:--
"the majority is often wrong, and the minority is often right," Communism, and Nazism, for example. "you cannot find truth by a majority vote."

Judge Judy to a Prostitute, “When did you realise you had been raped?”

The Prostitute, “When the cheque bounced”

On a rock outside our base in Iraq

Something I read once (no idea who quoted it) : There isn't a problem in the world that can't be solved by a 90% reduction in the world population.

Three things that never come back, the spent arrow, the spoken word, the lost opportunity.
W.G.P

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

Which time?

Well I never passed.......

But I did average 94% throughout trade school and I spent more time in the motor mech shed, sorting their crapboxes out, than I did in the elec shed

I was also offered 3 motor mech apprenticeships in that time, but kindly declined

I forget all the names.... but

The Muslim warrior is proud to die for his country....

This was said by some towel head PR dude prior to the US picking the fight with the towel heads.

"No-one won a war by dying for his country, He won the war by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country"

General George S Patton.

and on an australian businsess shop front in sydney.

"We would rather deal with 1000 terrorists than 1 Australian soldier"

it was a casket makers.

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
—Mark Twain, "Old Times on the Mississippi" Atlantic Monthly, 1874

My father drew my attention to that one. I am embarrassed to admit that it was a pretty accurate description of my youthful arrogance.