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  1. #91
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    "I may be small, but I am mighty"

    From my very short 6yo daughter after watching Beverly Hills Chihuahua for the 3rd time.

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    Here's a couple I like:

    "Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference." - Anonymous

    "Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there." - Will Rogers

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    Quote Originally Posted by vnx205 View Post
    That sounds like the sort of thing Clint Eastwood would have said, but it was actually:

    Forgiveness is between them and God. I am here to arrange the meeting.
    Denzel Washington - Man on fire
    Ahh, thats the one
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    Evolution has been observed. It just hasn't been observed while its happening. - Richard Dawkins.


    Willem

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    If you wait until your boat is completely right, you'll never leave the harbour. - Bernard Moitessier


    Willem

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    Hadn't heard that one before ... very good

    Quote Originally Posted by willem View Post
    If you wait until your boat is completely right, you'll never leave the harbour. - Bernard Moitessier


    Willem

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    The correct version:


    Life is like a penis; when it's soft you can't beat it and when it's hard somebody's going to get screwed!

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    Did you see that doco recently on the bloke who tried to get from Tassie to New Zealand in a canoe? Nearly made it too.



    Quote Originally Posted by cooper View Post
    He was living,and dying,proof that solo yachtsmen and women are mainly anti-social beings.He was also a very,very good sailor.

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    "Free advice is worth what it costs!"

    always struck me as a good motto for a forum contributor

    Deano

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    Heard this one on "The Bucket List" - Jack Nicholson.

    There are 3 things I have learnt about getting old.

    1. Don't pass a toilet
    2. Don't waste a hard on, and
    3. Don't trust a fart!




    (Sorry a bit rude, I know !)

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