Thread: Quotes

"Quote"

" Keep your friends Close , keep your enemies Closer "

Originally Posted by Sleepy

Heard this one on "The Bucket List" - Jack Nicholson.

There are 3 things I have learnt about getting old.

1. Don't pass a toilet
2. Don't waste a hard on, and
3. Don't trust a fart!

(Sorry a bit rude, I know !)

That was a fantastic Movie, get two brilliant actors together and you have a great movie.

Originally Posted by Panda

Did you see that doco recently on the bloke who tried to get from Tassie to New Zealand in a canoe? Nearly made it too.

Hi Panda,
Yes I saw that doco. I really felt for the kayaker's wife when the police came to tell her that her husband was probably dead.

I'm acquainted with the kayak builder, he's a really nice bloke. It must have been some, small, consolation to him that they found the kayak still afloat, even though the kayaker was never found.

Very Moving,
Peter

Yes, it was extremely moving ... what an amazing attempt. Especially after the first one. It's truly inspiring what some people do.

Originally Posted by Bushwanderer

Hi Panda,
Yes I saw that doco. I really felt for the kayaker's wife when the police came to tell her that her husband was probably dead.

I'm acquainted with the kayak builder, he's a really nice bloke. It must have been some, small, consolation to him that they found the kayak still afloat, even though the kayaker was never found.

Very Moving,
Peter

"Time is a great Healer, Unless its a rash then your better off with ointment"- Holly from Red Dwarf

Work is the curse of the drinking classes

Oscar Wilde

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.
Helen Keller

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
W.C. Fields

If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what would happen if you turned on your headlights?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

If "poli" means many, and "tics" mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does "politics" mean?

Bishop Wright, father of the wright brothers said "man will never fly." his sons proved him wrong by flying less than the wingspan of a jumbo Jet.

"Trouble with Darwin's missing link is that it is still missing."