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Ref's error in Queensland's favour!

Does this ring any bells?

Who said footballers aren't smart

'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.' (Shane Wakelin).

'Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.' (Mick Malthouse - Collingwood).

'I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.' (Peter Bell - Fremantle - on his University Law studies).

'You guys line up alphabetically by height.' and 'You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.'
(Barry Hall Sydney Captain at training).

Brock Maclean (Melbourne) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt: 'I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.'

'He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.' (Kevin Sheedy on James Hird).

Jonathan Brown, on night Grand Finals vs Day Games 'It's basically the same, just darker.'

Ron Barassi talking about Gary Cowton 'I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Barass, I don't know and I don't care.'

Barry Hall (Sydney) when asked about the upcoming season: 'I want to kick 70 or 80 goals this season, whichever comes first.'

'Luke Hodge - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago' (Dermott Brereton).

'Chad had done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator.' (Mark Williams).

'We actually got the winning goal three minutes from the end but then they scored.' (Ben Cousins, West Coast Eagles).

'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.' (Luke Darcy).

'That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical.' (Dermott Brereton).

'Sure there have been injuries and deaths in football - but none of them serious.' (Adrian Anderson).

'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again. (Andrew Demetriou).

'I would not say he (Chris Judd) is the best centreman in the AFL but there are none better.' (Dermott Brereton).

'I never comment on umpires and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.' (Terry Wallace).

Garry Lyon: 'Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?' David Swartz: 'On what?'

'Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.' (Dermott Brereton).

'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.' (Dermott Brereton).

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Unfortunately I will be unable to partake of the thrills at Lords tomorrow. I will be compensated however, being involved in an activity at least as exciting; I'll be cleaning my toenails.

Originally Posted by cooper

You have hired a gurney again then?

No, fixed mine

Yes, well, I shall stick to my cricket thank you very much. Much more entertaining

Originally Posted by cooper

They were excellent,I must say.Unfortunately they were AFL footballers.Everybody knows that league players are much more eloquent."I come off the bench and done good,but I should have went better"

Soccer commentator."The score was one all.an exact reversal of last weeks score"

Originally Posted by Panda

Does this ring any bells?

Who said footballers aren't smart

'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.' (Shane Wakelin).

'Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.' (Mick Malthouse - Collingwood).

'I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.' (Peter Bell - Fremantle - on his University Law studies).

'You guys line up alphabetically by height.' and 'You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.'
(Barry Hall Sydney Captain at training).

Brock Maclean (Melbourne) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt: 'I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.'

'He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.' (Kevin Sheedy on James Hird).

Jonathan Brown, on night Grand Finals vs Day Games 'It's basically the same, just darker.'

Ron Barassi talking about Gary Cowton 'I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Barass, I don't know and I don't care.'

Barry Hall (Sydney) when asked about the upcoming season: 'I want to kick 70 or 80 goals this season, whichever comes first.'

'Luke Hodge - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago' (Dermott Brereton).

'Chad had done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator.' (Mark Williams).

'We actually got the winning goal three minutes from the end but then they scored.' (Ben Cousins, West Coast Eagles).

'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.' (Luke Darcy).

'That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical.' (Dermott Brereton).

'Sure there have been injuries and deaths in football - but none of them serious.' (Adrian Anderson).

'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again. (Andrew Demetriou).

'I would not say he (Chris Judd) is the best centreman in the AFL but there are none better.' (Dermott Brereton).

'I never comment on umpires and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.' (Terry Wallace).

Garry Lyon: 'Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?' David Swartz: 'On what?'

'Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.' (Dermott Brereton).

'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.' (Dermott Brereton).

Mmmmmmmmmmm, I am familiar with this document, however it refers not to the real football, but mostly to that ariel ping pong game.

Originally Posted by cooper

Do you have the optional toe-jam nozzle?If not,perhaps you could soak them in battery acid first to soften.

I find a combination of truck degreaser, battery acid and various pool chemicals and/or weedicides generally makes a good pre-wash soloution.

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Can you come and do my toenails too?

Not on your Nelly

I'll bid you all goodnight before I run out of double ewes.