Thread: Skulls blocking radiator air flow??

Originally Posted by cooper

Absolutely appalling,never had such a collection of dumbheads,halfwits and aggressive fools in one place and one day ever.All needed more attention than Zacara,asking for opinions and then telling you that you are wrong.Anyway my fave for the day,,,,
Phone rings,I answer"Whitworths,this is Neil"
Hear voice talking to someone else"Iv'e effin told you to shut the eff up"
I put phone down.
2 mins later phone rings,repeat my greeting,hear
"For the last effin time do as i effin say"
I put phone down.
Phone rings again,repeat greeting,hear
"Mate I keep ringin'there and some effer keeps puttin the effin phone down"
Says I' If you keep swearing I will put it down again,I am the forementioned effer and if I was to ring somebody I would have the common courtesy to talk to the person who answers,not ignore them and carry on like a pork chop to somebody else."
He says"Mate I am busy and need to sort something"
Says me"Well I am busy too and all I have learnt about you so far is that you are rude,uneducated and seem to think that you are important enough that I should sit here and twiddle my thumbs until you deem it fit for you to talk to me."
He asked if i was some kind of smartarse or something and that if I did not watch it he would go and spend his money somewhere else.
Said"Yes,I am a smartarse,and would be very happy for him to go somewhere else because then we would not have to deal with yet another obnoxious know-all today, we have enough here already"
He called me an effin"squishwrinkle"(euphemism) and hung up.Sometimes such small pleasures make my day

And that took you eight hours?
Evening mate.

Well, thank you Cooper, you'd be the only one me thinks! How was the boating world today?

Cancel ... just seen you've already posted ... oops

Originally Posted by cooper

I promise that I will do my best to not pick on you tonight.I enjoy the challenge of willpower.

Originally Posted by Panda

What the hell do you need beer tokens for?

I swap them for land-rover bits at the land-rover bit emporium!

So you obviously had a good day then

Originally Posted by cooper

Absolutely appalling,never had such a collection of dumbheads,halfwits and aggressive fools in one place and one day ever.All needed more attention than Zacara,asking for opinions and then telling you that you are wrong.Anyway my fave for the day,,,,
Phone rings,I answer"Whitworths,this is Neil"
Hear voice talking to someone else"Iv'e effin told you to shut the eff up"
I put phone down.
2 mins later phone rings,repeat my greeting,hear
"For the last effin time do as i effin say"
I put phone down.
Phone rings again,repeat greeting,hear
"Mate I keep ringin'there and some effer keeps puttin the effin phone down"
Says I' If you keep swearing I will put it down again,I am the forementioned effer and if I was to ring somebody I would have the common courtesy to talk to the person who answers,not ignore them and carry on like a pork chop to somebody else."
He says"Mate I am busy and need to sort something"
Says me"Well I am busy too and all I have learnt about you so far is that you are rude,uneducated and seem to think that you are important enough that I should sit here and twiddle my thumbs until you deem it fit for you to talk to me."
He asked if i was some kind of smartarse or something and that if I did not watch it he would go and spend his money somewhere else.
Said"Yes,I am a smartarse,and would be very happy for him to go somewhere else because then we would not have to deal with yet another obnoxious know-all today, we have enough here already"
He called me an effin"squishwrinkle"(euphemism) and hung up.Sometimes such small pleasures make my day

Going very well steve , took it out today for a drive for a bit of fun .

Originally Posted by cooper

Retract response,with absolutely no picking on you references at all.

You miserable crawler Coop, have you expended all your causic comments on the phone-in boating fraternity?
Looks like I'll have to take up the slack for you.

WATCH OUT PANDA

Okay, say no more!

Originally Posted by jackz

I swap them for land-rover bits at the land-rover bit emporium!

That's okay Ian ... do your best

Just as an aside, you don't watch that programme "Grumby Old Men" do you?

Originally Posted by V8Ian

You miserable crawler Coop, have you expended all your causic comments on the phone-in boating fraternity?
Looks like I'll have to take up the slack for you.

WATCH OUT PANDA