Thread: 3L diesel, timing chain or belt?

Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

I explained to you we had a deal with Mr Jorgé regarding the use of his labour, now you go and hire from a company owned by Mr Esposito, do you know how much fast talking I'm going to have to do to explain that one?
And I much prefer it with prawns and garlic sauce, Surf N Meth style.

Ah, but you do fast talking very well Muppet. You'll be getting plenty of exercise when you present your other half with two track rod ends and a rusty wheel bearing. What she'll do to you will make Mr Esposito seem like a calm and well adjusted human being.

Surf and meth? How terribly low-rent. Does this look like Sizzler? We do fine dining narcotics here only.

Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

.......Fine dining narcotics? Please. The best you could come up with is Kraft Meth and Cheese.

Of course we do offer a children's menu should you prefer it, but most adults are happy with our 9 course degustation menu, each course carefully matched with a chemical compound that will delight your taste buds, your nostrils or the veins in the gaps between your toes, depending on your preference.