Thread: Box Crater-NT: closed

Don't worry, it's not that kind of laser.
It scrambles all TV satellites so that they only play continuous runs of Keeping up with the Kardashians and The Simple Life, with Swahili subtitles that can't be turned off.

Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

Don't worry, it's not that kind of laser.
It scrambles all TV satellites so that they only play continuous runs of Keeping up with the Kardashians and The Simple Life, with Swahili subtitles that can't be turned off.

I have no idea what either of those programs are, but I'm all for learning a new language.

Though I'm assuming that Keeping up with the Kardashians involves that silly with the huge backside.......if that's the case, please also construct the other type of laser, and I'll happily be on the receiving end.

Keeping up with the Kard-ass-ians:
Vain, rich daughters of vain, rich mother (and Robert Kardashian) do vain, rich person things. Like take selfies while family members go to prison.
The Simpleton Life:
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie walk around and demonstrate a profound lack of...well.....anything really. Besides excessive air-headedness.
Evil no?

Originally Posted by sheerluck

Come on, Muppet, don't let the truth get in the way of a perfectly good insult.

Anyway, this crater of yours......why aren't D3/4s or RRSs allowed there?

Isn't it obvious why the Muppet won't let D3/4/RRS's in!

After all, with the amazing on board computer systems that the mighty late model Disco's come with his crappy laser guidance weapons system would have little chance of successfully taking over the world as a Disco owner could use their fault clearing diagnostic super tool to foil the Muppet man. ...

I bet there are no such restrictions on Toymota's and Nisarsens being allowed in to the Disco restricted zone. ...

Originally Posted by TerryO

Isn't it obvious why the Muppet won't let D3/4/RRS's in! After all, with the amazing on board computer systems that the mighty late model Disco's come with his crappy laser guidance weapons system would have little chance of successfully taking over the world as a Disco owner could use their fault clearing diagnostic super tool to foil the Muppet man. ... I bet there are no such restrictions on Toymota's and Nisarsens being allowed in to the Disco restricted zone. ...

Now as Henchman it is only appropriate for me to boast of the power of the Supreme Overlord.

Duscovery3/4RRS weapon 1


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"Evil Pink" aka "The Beak"able to disable the enemy with an Organic derived, environmentally friendly, smart bomb.
The target vehicles' soft sensors become confused, not knowing to automatically activate wipers or headlights, the onboard computers cause the vehicle to become like a masturbating robot and pull itself apart.

Now the Defender will rattle the henchmen apart before itself, but in any circumstance will be Uber Cool and masculine,....a fitting end if it comes to that.

Aaand I have these cool Rego plates.

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All hail Muppet Supreme Overlord, may Kardashisns and dodgy subtitles come swiftly to his enemies TV.
End transmission.

Originally Posted by TerryO

I bet there are no such restrictions on Toymota's and Nisarsens being allowed in to the Disco restricted zone. ...

It's called target practice

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