Thread: Funny Movie Quotes...

Brian Fantana:
[about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.


[opens cologne cabinet]

Ron Burgundy:
Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.

Brian Fantana:
No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Ron Burgundy:
It's quite pungent.

Brian Fantana:
Oh yeah.

Ron Burgundy:
It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.

Brian Fantana:
Yep.

Ron Burgundy:
Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

Brian Fantana:
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.


[cheesy grin]

Ron Burgundy:
That doesn't make sense.

Brian Fantana:
Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.


[snarls]

Originally Posted by bob10

And the three stooges...."What's this you're doing? "
" The elevator dance"
" Elevator dance? "
" yeah, there's no steps to it! "

Boom, Boom, Katish! Bob

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Ahhh Anchorman. So many lines.

"Boy...that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast"
"It jumped up a notch"
"It did didn't it?"
"Yeah...I stabbed a man in the heart"
"I saw that....Brick killed a guy...Did you throw a trident?"

"if theres anything on this space ship more important than my ego I want it caught and shot right now"

"Drinking one is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick"

"the ships hung in the air in precisely the same way that bricks dont"

"Sounds broken," "Most likely Sir"

"so is it the new blues mobile?","Fix the lighter"

"My own brother comes and picks me up from prison, In a Police car"

"The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the blues brothers has been approved"

Dave:
Who are you talking to?

Wally:
I'm talking to you, you *****.

Dave:
Why don't you look me in the eye and say that?

Wally:
I would if I could but I can't, I'm blind.

Dave:
You're blind?

Wally:
Yes I'm blind, what are you ****ing deaf?

Dave:
Yes, I'm ****ing deaf!

Wally:
You're really deaf?

Dave:
I'm really deaf.

Wally:
Then how do you know what I'm saying?

Dave:
Because I'm reading your lips now you want the job or not?

'Listen mate, strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of Government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.'

Originally Posted by bacicat2000

'Listen mate, strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of Government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.'

"If I went round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd lock me up!"