Thread: Funny Movie Quotes...

Not a film, but I just remembered something from my childhood while I'm on my third g&t...

Anyone here remember Ripping Yarns? Just thinking of a few lines from 'The testing of Eric Olthwaite'. A couple of beauties...

Eric Olthwaite: It were hard to accept I were boring. Especially with my interest in rain fall.

Eric Olthwaite: That night, as we talked excitedly about shovels and precipitation, Arthur and I decided we had so much in common, that we would form a gang, dedicated to persuing our common interests. Arthur, with his long criminal record, was loathe to divulge his name, so we called ourselves... the Eric Olthwaite Gang.

Eric Olthwaite: Your black puddings black today mum. Even the little white bits are black.

I have a book with the entire first seasons scripts somewhere, I'll have to dig it up.

Cheers - Gav.

From TankGirl.

Its like the first time you got laid, youve just gotta say daddy, are you sure this is right?

Now - everybody throw down your guns or I scrape off all her make up!
[considers the Madam's face]
This might take a really long time.

It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub - so it ain't all bad.

Look, it's been swell, but the swelling's gone down.

Tank Girl: Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry **** continues, shoot me now, please.

Deetee: Okay, we're gonna give you babes a chance to prove yourselves. Call it an initiation.
T-Saint: You fail, you die!
Donner: Yeah, but first, you gotta strip.
Booga: That's not in the plan.
Deetee, T-Saint, Donner: Why not?

Hi everyone.

It has been an interesting thread, BUT some have overstepped the mark RE cleanliness. PLEASE avoid the innuendo and smutty postings, I was just after the amusing and G rated stuff. I agree some Python sketches and others just scrape through on that point, but you know what I am talking about.

Thanks,

JC

Originally Posted by justinc

Hi everyone.

It has been an interesting thread, BUT some have overstepped the mark RE cleanliness. PLEASE avoid the innuendo and smutty postings, I was just after the amusing and G rated stuff. I agree some Python sketches and others just scrape through on that point, but you know what I am talking about.

Thanks,

JC

Given some others I thought mine would be Ok but if it offends, please feel free to remove it.

Red Dwarf.

3 million years into the future, the mining ship Red Dwarf has finally turned around, and is heading back to earth.

Now, after 3 million years, the mail pod has finally caught up, and Rimmer receives notice of his fathers death. Rimmer and Lister are having a heart to heart, when the Kat (a creature evolved from a pet cat on the ship) bursts in through the door.........

Kat: "Meeeyoooooowwwwwwwww........ Man! I'm so hungry, I just have to eat!!!"

Lister: "Ssshhhhhhh Kat, Rimmers dad's died....."

Kat: "Hmmmm, OK.......... But I'd prefer chicken."

Originally Posted by d@rk51d3

Red Dwarf.

"Permission to look smug sir?"

'Nuff said