Thread: Funny Movie Quotes...

Originally Posted by Landy110

We are all well versed in the hitchhikers guide and monty python.
One of my faves from the guide is:-
"Pardon me for breathing which I don't do anyway so I don't know why I bother saying it, oh god I'm so depressed"

What about Donald Sutherland in his best role. Oddball in Kelly's Heroes.
"Enough with those negative waves moriarity"
"There you go, hitting me with them negative waves again"
"Why do you have to hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning"
"Can't you say something riteous for a change" and Moriarity's reply, "CRAP"!
"Just think it's a mother beautiful bridge and it's gonna be there"
"To a New Yorker like you a hero is some type of weird sandwich"
"Wow man, so many positive waves, maybe we can't lose, you're on baby"

That is so 70"s , man, and on reflection, with hindsight, so cool, baby.

Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

Not even slightly film related, but how about some of the Goon Show?



Can't be topped

'It looks like an aeroplane, it smells like an aeroplane, it....tastes like an aeroplane. Why Neddy, this aeroplane is beautifully cooked!'
'Thank you, I've had it in the oven all night'.

'Wait, what are these blackened twigs approaching?'
'They are my legs, my captain.'

(making tea)
'How many spoons, Ned?'
'Two please.'
(clunk, clunk) 'I'm sorry we haven't any sugar.'

'Wait, this seat's dangerous! It's got no bottom on it!'
'Well sit on it and it will have.'

'Hey, look at them pigeons.'
'They're not pigeons you idiot, they're gulls.'
'Oh...boys or gulls they're nice pigeons.'

(at an auction) 'And what am I bid for this equator?'

I could go on....and I'm not that old.

When I was a teenager I had a good laugh over this seen.

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By the way the quote was "send you home with a look on your face like you just pumped the neighbour's cat."

Classic Clint Eastwood.

Regards
Andrew

...there might be a mess in here, but no messias!

To Ripley-- "I thought you were dead?"

Ripley-- " Yea, I get that a lot"

Originally Posted by Landy110

What about Donald Sutherland in his best role. Oddball in Kelly's Heroes.

Thats a big call!!
(he WAS good in that though)
He's done some great stuff.

How about him as the original Hawkeye,,

More Life of Brian:
Brian: I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!

Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Stan: Don't you oppress me.
Reg: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

Originally Posted by Pedro_The_Swift

Thats a big call!!
(he WAS good in that though)
He's done some great stuff.

How about him as the original Hawkeye,,

Didn't really do a lot for me as Hawkeye, good but not great, this is probably because I was so familiar with Allan Alda in that role before I ever saw the movie.