Thread: Scarey women

Back in the UK, I had a colleague (who also lived a little too close to me) who we suspected had taken a few too many........supplements.....in her youth. She was heavily into athletics - discus and hammer in particular, and always at the gym. So as you can imagine her figure was closer to Russian shotputter than ballet dancer, but she also had a curious hair problem.

I was always told "never trust a woman who can grow a better beard than you can", but the worst part......how can this be put delicately......well, you know how sometimes ladies get that unfortunate gape between buttons when they are wearing a blouse that is half a size too small? Well, yes, she had that and my eyes strayed, and WOW, either she had a hairier chest than me or she was keeping a small furry animal warm

Scary Mary.

Originally Posted by rick130

What's a gym

Some kind of torture chamber invented by the ancient Greeks I believe?

Seriously guys, choose your weapons. Five minutes reading from a decent poetry book will have her weeping in your lap. (or next to it as the case may be.) No I am not letting on to which book that might be, it's a trade secret.

Scarey women?
Yes I've met a few. Usually perfectly groomed, suits, good looks,
and usually department heads, or board members.
And always ruthless.

Terry
Now retired, thankfully.

Originally Posted by vnx205

I think it is one of these places.

Now I have seen everything!!! Escalators going into a gym. If you want to keep fit walk up the bloody stairs!!

Originally Posted by bee utey

Seriously guys, choose your weapons. Five minutes reading from a decent poetry book will have her weeping in your lap. (or next to it as the case may be.) No I am not letting on to which book that might be, it's a trade secret.

5 Seconds into most poetry books will have me weeping.

Originally Posted by Ausfree

Now I have seen everything!!! Escalators going into a gym. If you want to keep fit walk up the bloody stairs!!

Access for physically disabled... gyms are often very important for their rehab. etc

Originally Posted by Hoges

Access for physically disabled... gyms are often very important for their rehab. etc

Buildings usually have a ramp for the disabled, I couldn't imagine somebody in a wheelchair getting on an escalator. But no matter, maybe that building has a ramp out of the photo frame!!

Maybe it is a restaurant or shopping complex called 'fitness'.