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  1. 22nd August 2013, 04:30 PM #1
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    mother is not a happy!

    my poor missus is in the wars

    broke her arm a few weeks ago,

    and now she has just gone home to find a massive carpet snake on her ironing board..

    not a happy girl!

    is the understatement of the year....

    i am still stuck as work

    luckily neighbor and daughter got it under control just as uncleho arrived on the scene after a quick phone call from me asking if he could assist her..

    thanks for the assist kev...

    we keep one window open about 100mm so the cat can come and go at will..

    bet that don't happen any more and the mog will finish digging it's way thru my front door....
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  2. 22nd August 2013, 04:50 PM #2
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    .......and now she has just gone home to find a massive carpet snake on her ironing board....
    Well that explains why you never see a snake with wrinkled clothing!

    Bad news about her ladyship's arm Inc, hope it heals quickly for her.
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  3. 22nd August 2013, 04:54 PM #3
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    Silly snake, you don't iron carpet!

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    Bad news about her ladyship's arm Inc, hope it heals quickly for her.
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  4. 22nd August 2013, 05:08 PM #4
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    There's always someone up here who likes to keep a door open for some reason, and they always seem to wind up with a king brown in the house, sooner or later.

    P.S. What's an "ironing board"?
    At any given point in time, somewhere in the world someone is working on a Land-Rover.
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  5. 22nd August 2013, 05:50 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by incisor View Post
    ... and the mog will finish digging it's way thru my front door....
    Nah, you'll be opening and closing the door 100 times a day.
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  6. 22nd August 2013, 06:10 PM #6
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    have you checked the cat is still around

    If the snake has a bump in it and meows when its moves.....you might want to run a microchip scanner over it
    Our Land Rover does not leak oil! it just marks its territory.......



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  7. 22nd August 2013, 06:14 PM #7
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    Give the cat to the snake he'll be to fat to get through the window and your doors stay safe.
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    Did Ho take the snake home for tea?
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  9. 22nd August 2013, 07:35 PM #9
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    Knowing Ho he probably made it in to a serpentine belt
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  10. 22nd August 2013, 08:14 PM #10
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    Your poor missus! plastered, one armless and a catastrophic ironing board visitation.

    Get well soon, from all of us in Tasmania.
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