Thread: If there was a god, what sort of Land Rover would she drive?

Originally Posted by bob10

Something's been bothering me. If a Deity , of whatever persuasion, were to confront fire & brimstone, would they drive a vehicle made primarily of aluminium? Bob

A fair point, Bob. Goodness knows what the Judge Dredd 101 is made from - probably cardboard.

Actually the Bible is full of hints...
this has been extensively researched by Lotus Elan afficianados:
The bad news is that LR doesn't rate a mention ...rather God favoured US makes and perhaps even a Honda. British motorcycles also get a mention:

Ref: Biblical Marques : Archive by LotusElan.net

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth
because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the
Garden of Eden in a Fury".

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo.
The passage urges the Jesus to "pursue your enemies with your
Tempest and terrify them with your Storm".

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers
are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds
a long blast".

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to
talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel
where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own
Accord..." .

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced
by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph
is heard in the hills".

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:
"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land".

And, finally, following Jesus' lead, the Apostles carpooled in a Honda...
"The Apostles were in one Accord".