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    I think the constabulary know me too well now.

    I was driving through a country town in the Commodore the other day.
    As I was flying through the town (60km/h in a 60km/h zone) I must have passed the local law sitting in a side street. Upon seeing a crappy blue Commodore zoom past, Snr. Sgt. Banner decided to give chase. He sped off in hot pursuit.
    Oblivious to the goings on behind me, I drove past a yard selling caravans, There was quite a nice old one in the back. Do I turn around and have a proper look? I glanced in my rear view mirrors to see if it was safe to do so only to see a police car screaming up behind me in an intimidating fashion. I looked at my speedo. 60km/h. I'm not intimidated as I am very used to it by now.
    I can only imagine the radio conversation in the car behind.
    "VK4 to VKC. We've found a young lad in a crappy blue Commodore looking at caravans who needs a lesson taught."
    "VKC to VK4. That's Mickey Marsh. He's an old fart who likes caravans, trailers and other weird stuff. Don't pull him over. He'll have you talking for hours."
    "Roger VKC. Heading back to base with the Maccas. VK4 out."
    He then did a U turn an sped off.

    This sort of thing never happens in the Mercs, although, I am told every Landrover in the riverland gets stopped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mick_Marsh View Post
    I am told every Landrover in the riverland gets stopped.
    There's a cranky old cop down there Mick.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    There's a cranky old cop down there Mick.
    I've heard about him. What was his name again? Something to do with a spade wasn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sheerluck View Post
    I've heard about him. What was his name again? Something to do with a spade wasn't it?
    Sam?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mick_Marsh View Post
    Sam?
    Jackov?

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    will he be at Melrose handing out awards ?
    Last edited by muddy; 5th April 2014 at 11:03 PM. Reason: a bit more

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    Doug? Mick, its no good... You're going to have to adopt the correct driving style for said 'Motor Vehicle'... You need a set of mat black steelies with bald tyres for the rear axle... You need to wear a baseball cap with the peak over rolled, and sitting slightly to the right... You need to drive with the window open, your right arm out of the window and the seat back at 45deg so you're actually looking out of the rear RH door window. You then need to crank the base tunes, and to finish, you need to launch it at every junction in a cloud of rubber smoke!!! (The 'hero', 'angel', 'unit' or 'tool' sticker in the rear window is also an option)!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sitec View Post
    Doug? Mick, its no good... You're going to have to adopt the correct driving style for said 'Motor Vehicle'... You need a set of mat black steelies with bald tyres for the rear axle... You need to wear a baseball cap with the peak over rolled, and sitting slightly to the right... You need to drive with the window open, your right arm out of the window and the seat back at 45deg so you're actually looking out of the rear RH door window. You then need to crank the base tunes, and to finish, you need to launch it at every junction in a cloud of rubber smoke!!! (The 'hero', 'angel', 'unit' or 'tool' sticker in the rear window is also an option)!!!!
    Ah, yes.
    And the permanent for sale sticker on the back window with my mobile number for the chicky babes to call me.
    Then, on a Saturday night, I'll spend the evening doing laps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mick_Marsh View Post
    Ah, yes.
    And the permanent for sale sticker on the back window with my mobile number for the chicky babes to call me.
    Then, on a Saturday night, I'll spend the evening doing laps.
    Ah, that's gold!! Love it!!! Could be worse... You could be cruising around in an old Hyundai Excel!
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    not as good as the rear ender I saw today.....


    unmarked Cop car switching lanes and tailgating 2 4x4's both brake checked at the same time....

    cop hit the yota ute on the right. immediatlely after the impact all the lights and sirens are on. no damage to 4x4 cop car not looking happy cops get out Every one is pulled over, me included because I had to lock up the brakes and got pinned in on the left hand side of the road.

    why did you both brake at the same time yada yada yada...

    Saw a roo.

    there wasnt a roo...

    I piped in, yes there was I saw it it went from right to left at the same time as you were going left to right I was back an extra 50 meters, I dont think you would have been in position to see it. It might have shown up in your dash cam....

    We'll check that later

    look, I wasnt involved, heres my name and details can I go go?

    Disgruntled agreement after a cursory look over the disco.


    Wonder how thats all going to get reported.....
    Dave

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