Thread: JOKES (Part 3)

Originally posted by Redbak
"Thought you said hummer"

is what he said .... :wink:

Davo :wink:

hummer as in HUMMMMMMMMMMMM

Very far from the wide yank version


More like the slim line aussie one :wink:

Hey....BB, as long as she can't use it to hit me in the head I'm happy [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>More like the slim line aussie one [/b][/quote]

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Davo

(This is an old one - but it was sent to me again over the weekend and it still makes me laugh)

[size=18]<span style="color:darkblue">THE HORSE RACE</span>

>THE HORSES IN THE RACE ARE...
>
>1. Passionate Lady
>2. Bare Belly
>3. Silk Panties
>4. Conscience
>5. Jockey Shorts
>6. Clean Sheets
>7. Thighs
>8. Big Dick
>9. Heavy Bosom
>10. Merry Cherry
>
>AT THE POST
>
>And they're off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts
>and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
>Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is in a very
>dangerous spot.
>
>AT THE HALF-WAY MARK
>
>It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open, and Big Dick is pressed in. Heavy
>Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and
>Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific
>pressure from Big Dick.
>
>AT THE STRETCH
>
>Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Dick is making a final
>drive. Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming.
>
>AT THE FINISH
>
>It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes
>everything Big Dick has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big
>Dick comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head... Bare
>Belly shows... Thighs weakens... Heavy Bosom pulls up... and Clean
>Sheets never had a chance.

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Cheers
Knight :wink:

Just your average saturday night hey Knight :wink:

LOL [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] Disco95

I wish!

(oh, it's tuff being single............ [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif[/img] )


Cheers
Knight :wink:

There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom. The other two men started talking. One man said, ''So what's new in your life?''
The other responded, ''Well I just found out my son got a promotion. He used to be a janitor at the bank and now he is an executive. On top of that there's someone special in his life. He just bought his new love a brand new Lexus.''
The other man says, ''My son also got a promotion and he has decided to settle down. He bought his new love a new house on the beach.''
The third man comes back from the bathroom. He looked kind of upset so the other two men asked what's eating him. He responded, ''I just found out that my son is gay. The good part is his lover bought him a brand new Lexus and a new house on the beach.''

Originally posted by Knight
LOL Disco95

I wish!

(oh, it's tuff being single............ [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif[/img] )


Cheers
Knight :wink:

Gee I'd love to help you out there knight, but th better half may be a tad upset by the idea. :wink: