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[cuppabillytea]

i think it sounds great. when can i pick it up?

You can't pick them up. They are quite large you know.

[Eevo]

You can't pick them up. They are quite large you know.

800kg give or take.

[4bee]

Pick it up? I think you'll need a couple of mates for that Eevo.

[Homestar]

Pick it up? I think you'll need a couple of mates for that Eevo.

I'll give him a hand.... . I've got access to a crane truck too - what's your address...

[4bee]

Oh ****! I've just been out to my shed & would you believe it all 4 donks have been stolen.


Bull****e artist? Moi?

Sorry guys, I'll let you know when another Lanc crashes in my front garden.

[Eevo]

Oh ****! I've just been out to my shed & would you believe it all 4 donks have been stolen.

what? how?
need several people to help carry them away!

[4bee]

Well, there was a Salvation Army Band around the place a little while ago, so what I reckon happened that under the guise of Good King Wenceslas & a few being off key, a few lassies snuk in & lifted them. Other than that it is hard to explain what & how. The Bass drummer was a huge bloke so I reckon he was mixed up in it.


I should have rumbled what was going on 'cos it ain't Christmas. It'd be a bit hard to check for oil stains on their uniform those being black.

If you hear a brass band with Tambourines & the roar of a V 12 Merlin in the background please let me know & I'll know who the culprits are.

Other than that, **** happens.

[V8Ian]

Well, there was a Salvation Army Band around the place a little while ago, so what I reckon happened that under the guise of Good King Wenceslas & a few being off key, a few lassies snuk in & lifted them. Other than that it is hard to explain what & how. The Bass drummer was a huge bloke so I reckon he was mixed up in it.


I should have rumbled what was going on 'cos it ain't Christmas. It'd be a bit hard to check for oil stains on their uniform those being black.

If you hear a brass band with "Castanets" (?) & the roar of a V 12 Merlin in the background please let me know & I'll know who the culprits are.

Other than that, **** happens.

Bloody typical of that mob!

[cuppabillytea]

Well, it's better than sitting in a Mall with bucket all day, hoping to scratch a couple of bob.

[V8Ian]

Well, it's better than sitting in a Mall with bucket all day, hoping to scratch a couple of bob.

Singing for their supper?