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    Im getting a complex! What will they try to sell me next

    Well the spam filter has been doing a great job filtering out some e-mails but I have started to get a bit worried about what they will try and sell me next!
    First they figure that I can not get it up as they want to sell me the blue pill - which by the way I did not buy.
    Since I can not get it up (according to them - because I did not buy any of their previous products) I must be depressed as they started to push the anti depressants.
    Since I am now depressed -(because I did not buy the antidepressants) I must be getting fat as now they are trying to sell me diet pills.

    So what will they try and sell me next?

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    I've got a bridge for sale.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    I've got a bridge for sale.
    I've got a bigger bridge to sell and you can have it for half the price.
    I'll even throw in a complementary fidget spinner and a bottle of Snake oil that cures every ailment.
    Cheers, Billy.
    Keeping it simple is complicated.

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    Dont worry about their bridges, I got a truck load of timber, you can build your own bridge...



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    My bridge comes with a free block of flats, a Lamborghini and Tasmania.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    please post a map of Tasmania

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    They seem to have become rarer since the eighties , lot of maps these days have a Brazilian theme ...apparently

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    Quote Originally Posted by ramblingboy42 View Post
    please post a map of Tasmania
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    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    I'll even throw in a complementary fidget spinner
    So Now I have ADHD?

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    Here is a sample of mine from the last few days. These are all SPAM. And these are ones that I have just blocked the sender, not where I have been forced to make new rules to delete particular email addresses of sender

    From Subject Received Size
    Kelli King Project Manager Somebody has been posted your photos 9:59 AM 4 KB
    auto-confirm@amazon.com Your Order with Amazon.com 6:33 AM 2 KB
    App Store You have a message that will be deleted in 6 days Sun 11:13 PM 6 KB
    order-update@amazon.com Amazon.com - Your Cancellation 124-4299512-4844356 Sun 10:58 PM 3 KB
    Mazda giveaway We hereby confirm that your email address: was drawn Sun 6:18 PM 13 KB
    order-update@amazon.com Amazon.com - Your Cancellation (18-9526-3764) Sun 5:12 PM 3 KB
    order-update@amazon.com Amazon.com - Your Cancellation 142-2535448-9682677 Sun 4:38 PM 2 KB
    Elspeth Brown Manager For You new messages Sun 2:21 PM 4 KB
    order-update@amazon.com Your order 13-4387-554 has been successfully canceled Sun 1:27 PM 3 KB
    order-update@amazon.com Amazon.com - Your Cancellation 103-755423-663692 Sun 10:31 AM 3 KB
    Automation SkypeNotifier Hi. You have missed e-mails metaphorically Sun 9:38 AM 3 KB
    order-update-amazon Amazon - You just canceled order 189-365864-6133888 Sun 7:11 AM 2 KB
    order-update@amazon.com Amazon.com - Your Cancellation 116-814376-296312 Sun 7:09 AM 3 KB
    Anita Turner Support Fill out your profile to help friends find you. Sun 1:51 AM 4 KB
    auto-confirm@amazon.com Your Order with Amazon.com Sun 12:30 AM 2 KB
    order-update@amazon.com Amazon.com - Your Cancellation (116-362-6638) Sat 5/27 3 KB
    Jacqueline Morris Operator For You new messages Sat 5/27 4 KB
    order-update@amazon.com Amazon.com - Your Cancellation 178-567197-9331289 Sat 5/27 3 KB
    order-update-amazon Amazon - You just canceled order 135-1215172-957516 Sat 5/27 2 KB
    order-update-amazon Amazon - You just canceled order 143-8211234-9767887 Sat 5/27 2 KB
    order-update@amazon.com Your order 173-798-265 has been successfully canceled Sat 5/27 3 KB
    order-update@amazon.com Amazon.com - Your Cancellation (16-9955-7344) Sat 5/27 3 KB
    Apple Support You have a message that will be deleted in 6 days Sat 5/27 6 KB
    Apple Support You have unread email that will be deleted in 3 days Sat 5/27 7 KB

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