Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[V8Ian]

sounds like question time in parliament.

Sounds like a Humphrey Appleby quote.

[NavyDiver]

A few days ago 50,000 Atlantic Salmon free for any one with a line around D'Entrecasteaux Channel and now 180,000 out at Storm Bay.

That's a lot of free fish for XMAS for Locals with a line.

"Mrs Bender said the tear occurred in the pen's inner net, close to the base of the pen about four metres under water." "Mrs Bender says strong winds in recent days were not to blame for the Storm Bay net failure, adding that the direction of the prevailing wind would not have caused such damage.
And the sea was relatively calm on the day of the escape, she said.
"We are investigating and had our underwater remotely operated vehicles in the pen yesterday," Mrs Bender said.

"It wasn't the construction of the net," Mrs Bender said. "The integrity of the pen and the entire structure is intact, that's what's concerning.""


No Navy Submariners reported in the area thankfully. Smoked or sashimi???



Another farmed salmon mass breakout in Tasmanian waters stuns Huon Aquaculture - ABC News

[vnx205]

I know that conspiracy theorists are not strong on logic, but in spite of that I have come up with a conspiracy theory that is more logical than any that I have heard about the mass shootings in the USA.

I will start by accepting the obviously idiotic notion that they are staged events enacted by crisis actors where no-one actually died.

That raises the question of who it is that has staged these "false flag" incidents. Most conspiracy theorists leap to the conclusion that the gubbamint does it to "take our guns away from us". However, that is obviously the wrong group to blame.

Conspiracy theorists are keen to say, "follow the money" or they ask, "who benefits from staging these events?" Clearly the government doesn't benefit, but I have noticed who benefits greatly every time one of these incidents occurs in the USA.

After every one of these mass shootings, there is talk of limiting gun ownership (and nothing more than talk). Some gun owners panic and their response is to rush to their nearest firearms dealer to buy up even more guns to add to their already imposing collection. It is a fact that firearms sales in the USA increase every time there is talk of restricting gun ownership and that topic comes up every time there is a mass shooting in the USA.

So the answer to who would benefit from staging a fake mass shooting is gun dealers. Sales go through the roof immediately after every one.

The comment about gun sales is factual, but the rest is clearly nonsense. However at least that nonsense is more logical than anything actual conspiracy theorist can offer.

[AK83]

I know that conspiracy theorists are not strong on logic, .....

So the answer to who would benefit from staging a fake mass shooting is gun dealers. Sales go through the roof immediately after every one.

.....

I found two flaws in your logic there.

1/. always remember that there is a 'Deep State'. I have no idea exactly what this deep state of is, ie. paranoia or delusion, etc, blah blah .... but talk to any real conspiracy expert, they will swear black and blue that there is this 'deep state'.
Even the most infamous conspiracy theorist POTUS-DJT has made mention of this 'deep state') .. so if the prez of the US says there's a deep state, surely there must be one.
So, if there is a deep state, I think you need to dig deeper.

2/. this point follows on from the last .. it digs deeper into your research and I propose that it's not the dealers doing the faking. It'll be the gun manufacturers. I would expect tho that the manufacturers would not have thunk the idea up, as they're lazy .. they don't need to market their products .. they sell themselves. SO the dealers would be in cahoots with the manufacturers ... maybe even getting the odd kickbacks in the form of profits from the sales of these manufactured guns. It's totally despicable! the notion that someone will profit from the sale of guns!

3/. I also believe(but not wanting, or trying to promote a conspiracy here!!) that it digs down even deeper! Someone has to mine the minerals that make up the metals that make the guns themselves. Also I see that many guns nowadays are made of plastics, so include these industrialists into the deep state fray too.
So we have a 'deep state' conglomerate of petrochem industries, mining magnates, gun manufacturers, retail outlets .. pretty much everyone you can think of(BUT!! not their dog!... contrary to the popular euphemism) will be in on this staged distraction over there.

Something I'd like to know tho, how many times can they reuse the crisis actor before they're discovered to have been in a previous production? Or are they only ever a one use component of the production cycle?

[Saitch]

Something I'd like to know tho, how many times can they reuse the crisis actor before they're discovered to have been in a previous production? Or are they only ever a one use component of the production cycle?

I'd suggest Arthur that, if they're really, really, good actors, they could get several stints.

[vnx205]

I'd suggest Arthur that, if they're really, really, good actors, they could get several stints.

How hard can it be to play dead? Surely all you have to do is hold your breath while the camera is on you.

[V8Ian]

How hard can it be to play dead? Surely all you have to do is hold your breath while the camera is on you.

And preferably not laugh.

[Ferret]

... they could get several stints.

Nah, once the staged shooting is over all the actors are taken away and shot. That's how 'they' keep the secret from getting out.

[Ferret]

News Flash: - Prof. Haim Eshed, former head of the Israeli space program has revealed aliens, from their base on Mars, have stuck an agreement with the USA to conduct experiments on earth.

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If I had come up with what I’m saying today five years ago, I would have been hospitalized. Wherever I’ve gone with this in academia, they’ve said: the man has lost his mind. Today they’re already talking differently. I have nothing to lose. I’ve received my degrees and awards, I am respected in universities abroad, where the trend is also changing.

I think some of their experiments maybe active on this forum.

[V8Ian]

News Flash: - Prof. Haim Eshed, former head of the Israeli space program has revealed aliens, from their base on Mars, have stuck an agreement with the USA to conduct experiments on earth.

Former Head of Israel’s Space Program: The Aliens Asked Not To Be Revealed, Humanity Not Yet Ready



I think some of their experiments maybe active on this forum.

You have doubts?