Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[Homestar]

today i learnt:
Male giraffes will headbutt females in the bladder until they pee. They then drink the urine, tasting it to determine whether the female is ovulating.

Can’t they just ask politely?

[4bee]

today i learnt:
Male giraffes will headbutt females in the bladder until they pee. They then drink the urine, tasting it to determine whether the female is ovulating.

Is that Kinky or wot? They are probably hoping she has had a six pack of "The beer from up here".

Gives new meaning to being on the ****

[Gordie]

Is that Kinky or wot? .

haha nup, just something us humans call 'watersports'.

[NavyDiver]

you know where this is going now. My suggestion is DO NOT TAKE **** from me

"Could an infusion of bacteria from the guts of athletes help inactive people to exercise more easily?

A new study of marathoners, mice and their respective intestines toys with that possibility. It finds that strenuous endurance exercise by human athletes increases the numbers of certain bugs in their microbiomes and that giving those bacteria to mice allows them to run longer."
Could a Gut Bacteria Supplement Make Us Run Faster? - The New York Times

[4bee]

you know where this is going now. My suggestion is DO NOT TAKE **** from me

"Could an infusion of bacteria from the guts of athletes help inactive people to exercise more easily?

A new study of marathoners, mice and their respective intestines toys with that possibility. It finds that strenuous endurance exercise by human athletes increases the numbers of certain bugs in their microbiomes and that giving those bacteria to mice allows them to run longer."
Could a Gut Bacteria Supplement Make Us Run Faster? - The New York Times

So J1, with all the Bacteria milling around at once you could have the Flywheel effect, building up to going like the clappers in one's body,.so one could expect to get Warp Speed out of them.



I can hear it now "I don't want anyone else's ****"



Good idea in theory.

What could possibly go wrong?



TIC.

[V8Ian]

New drug testing parameters and methods coming up?

[DiscoMick]

If true, this could be a problem for anti-vaxers, maybe?

https://twitter.com/WFLA/status/1435...39491's=19

[RANDLOVER]

you know where this is going now. My suggestion is DO NOT TAKE **** from me

"Could an infusion of bacteria from the guts of athletes help inactive people to exercise more easily?

A new study of marathoners, mice and their respective intestines toys with that possibility. It finds that strenuous endurance exercise by human athletes increases the numbers of certain bugs in their microbiomes and that giving those bacteria to mice allows them to run longer."
Could a Gut Bacteria Supplement Make Us Run Faster? - The New York Times

I've heard it called a "trans-poo-sion".

[BradC]

If true, this could be a problem for anti-vaxers, maybe?

https://twitter.com/WFLA/status/1435...39491's=19

I don't see a problem, in fact I see a solution.

[NavyDiver]

Today I read a US law person not happy with a "But the law features a provision, the first of its kind in the nation, that allows Missourians to sue local law departments that give “material aid and support” to federal agents — defined as data sharing, joint operations, even social media posts — in violation of citizens’ perceived Second Amendment rights."

He said "“Anytime you take away a tool from us to do our job and protect the people we serve, well, I’m going to have a huge problem with that,” said Sheriff Cole, a Republican who worked with several other sheriffs from deep-red southern Missouri to modify the bill before it passed in May on a party-line vote.“It’s just a terribly written law,” he said" LInk

USA has some of the oddest Conspiracy theories.

Yesterday I heard a paramedic suggest 80% of their staff had a vaccine. The 10-20% who didn't had "Valid medical reason for not being vaccinated"

Really pleased the radio host pulled up and asked what the allegedly Legitimate reason are? ( Under 1% of the population has a legitimate "medical" reason for not getting a covid vaccine according to a nifty professor of infectious diseases (Prof Allen Cheng I think)
Sadly even amazing Victorian Paramedics can fall in the trap of legitimizing Covid conspiracy rubbish by using the words reasonable concerns. .

We have vaccinated dozens of patients with a history of anaphylaxis or multiple allergies which the person suggested was a "reasonable concern" for their staff to refuse vaccines My Defibrillator, Oxygen and the jab for anaphylaxis have never been needed or used

The world can be an odd place if you want it to be one