Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[NavyDiver]

His Virginity??

I just threw up at the thought

[Gav 110]

Him being an ugly looking bastard, that'd be a good thing, right?

Ugly and rich
Lucky bastard has probably got a haram of young(er than him) not so fluffy girls at his beck and call🤭

[4bee]

Ugly and rich
Lucky bastard has probably got a haram of young(er than him) not so fluffy girls at his beck and call🤭

I suspect you may be confusing him with our Ian.

[V8Ian]

I suspect you may be confusing him with our Ian.

Oi! I'm neither ugly nor rich, well, definitely not rich.

[4bee]

Oi! I'm neither ugly nor rich, well, definitely not rich.

And the Harem?

[V8Ian]

And the Harem?

Isn't that a basketball team from New York?

[4bee]

Isn't that a basketball team from New York?

Hhmm, "The Harem Globetrotters". That could work.

[Gav 110]

Hhmm, "The Harem Globetrotters". That could work.

Clives haram globe trotters??


Ian’s haram globe trotters???

I think the Ian part has a bit of a ring to it

Not knowing what Ian loos like I can’t comment on his ugliness 🤣🤣

Ugliness is in the eye of the beholder

What is unglued to you may not be ugly to me

And vise versa

I dare say some young ladies actually find Clive attractive (because of his money)
How many ladies (old or young) find “our Ian” attractive, probably quite a few by the sounds of it


Gav

[V8Ian]

I'm no push-over, but I trip easily.

[V8Ian]

Clives haram globe trotters??


Ian’s haram globe trotters???

I think the Ian part has a bit of a ring to it

Not knowing what Ian loos like I can’t comment on his ugliness 🤣🤣

Ugliness is in the eye of the beholder

What is unglued to you may not be ugly to me

And vise versa

I dare say some young ladies actually find Clive attractive (because of his money)
How many ladies (old or young) find “our Ian” attractive, probably quite a few by the sounds of it


Gav

Pretty much the same as most, generally once a day.