Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[4bee]

MELBOURNE, Nov 28 (Reuters) - Australia will introduce legislation to make social media giants provide details of users who post defamatory comments, Prime Minister Scott Morrison said on Sunday.
The government has been looking at the extent of the responsibility of platforms, such as Twitter TWTR.N and Facebook FB.O , for defamatory material published on their sites and comes after the country's highest court ruled that publishers can be held liable for public comments on online forums.
The ruling caused some news companies like CNN to deny Australians access to their Facebook pages.
"The online world should not be a wild west where bots and bigots and trolls and others are anonymously going around and can harm people," Morrison said at a televised press briefing.
"That is not what can happen in the real world, and there is no case for it to be able to be happening in the digital world."
The new legislation will introduce a complaints mechanism, so that if somebody thinks they are being defamed, bullied or attacked on social media, they will be able to require the platform to take the material down.
If the content is not withdrawn, a court process could force a social media platform to provide details of the commenter.
"Digital platforms - these online companies - must have proper processes to enable the takedown of this content," Morrison said.
"They have created the space and they need to make it safe, and if they won't, we will make them (through) laws such as this."

OMG the rotten government is stopping me from hiding regards James-- Whoops forget that! Its not my name really! (not)

I mean regards Navy Diver- OMG some people know who that is- Forget that.

Regards Anom

Dear Anom.
I would have thought Popeye the Sailor-man would have been quite enough to throw anybody off the scent.
Sgd 12 cee.

[Tote]

Been thinking of the ramifications of the Omicron variant and thought I'd make up my own conspiracy theory:

Just as Australia starts to settle back into normality the Government senses that they are losing control of the population and will not be able to track them effectively with the demise of check in apps. Hail a new variety of Coronavirus with which they can gain control of the citizens once more. Seed the media with some "experts" who say nothing much because there is no actual information about the new variety but run the stories about how they are worried about the number of mutations (more than ever seen before). Once the populace have seen the threat on the horizon it will be time to reinstate hard borders between states, restricting travel and further ramping up the fear.
When an Omicron case is discovered in NSW it will be the trigger for the reinstatement of Hotel Quarantine so that the hotel corporations that are friendly with the government can make some more profits as government bookings are much more reliable than tourists. The fear will also boost the takeup of the new "special" booster that the citizens have been rebelling against and allow the government to bring in a new line of segregation between those that have two shots or three shots.

If any anti vaxxers read AULRO and pinch this I claim copyright.

By the way its clear that WHO aren't Futurama fans (or maybe they are..)Omicron Persei 8 | Futurama Wiki | Fandom

Regards,
Tote

[4bee]

Been thinking of the ramifications of the Omicron variant and thought I'd make up my own conspiracy theory:

Just as Australia starts to settle back into normality the Government senses that they are losing control of the population and will not be able to track them effectively with the demise of check in apps. Hail a new variety of Coronavirus with which they can gain control of the citizens once more. Seed the media with some "experts" who say nothing much because there is no actual information about the new variety but run the stories about how they are worried about the number of mutations (more than ever seen before). Once the populace have seen the threat on the horizon it will be time to reinstate hard borders between states, restricting travel and further ramping up the fear.
When an Omicron case is discovered in NSW it will be the trigger for the reinstatement of Hotel Quarantine so that the hotel corporations that are friendly with the government can make some more profits as government bookings are much more reliable than tourists. The fear will also boost the takeup of the new "special" booster that the citizens have been rebelling against and allow the government to bring in a new line of segregation between those that have two shots or three shots.

If any anti vaxxers read AULRO and pinch this I claim copyright.

By the way its clear that WHO aren't Futurama fans (or maybe they are..)Omicron Persei 8 | Futurama Wiki | Fandom

Regards,
Tote

Good post Tote. Why would "they" wish to track me, for instance? All they need to do is ring my moby & I'd tell them. If I wished to leave the country they'd already have me on file with Immigration or whoever handles that. Why would I wish to leave OZ?


The rest of the world are sick folk & I know when I am better off.

[Saitch]

The rest of the world are sick folk & I know when I am better off.

You must be right, 4bee. Even when I reckon I've been on death's door, my wife has informed me that there's people worse off than I.

Struth, they must be crook!

[4bee]

You must be right, 4bee. Even when I reckon I've been on death's door, my wife has informed me that there's people worse off than I.

Struth, they must be crook!

Next time you are at Death's door try this little [wrinkle] [ Capt. Mainwaring ]


2 x BEX/ASPRO, hot drink & a Lie Down just like millions of Aussie Housewives before you, set them back on the road to recovery after a solid days housework dusting & scrubbing.


No need to thank me.

[sashadidi]

**** me! What's her hubby look like then!

He is the guy sitting to her right no lie thats him Martin Gilbert, I bet its an interesting house hold...

[sashadidi]

Next time you are at Death's door try this little [wrinkle] [ Capt. Mainwaring ]


2 x BEX/ASPRO, hot drink & a Lie Down just like millions of Aussie Housewives before you, set them back on the road to recovery after a solid days housework dusting & scrubbing.


No need to thank me.

I have found this factual scientific documentary of use in various situations in my life and I encourage any man to keep this in his armoury for those times when a female doubts you....
Clinically this is100% percent correct and cannot be faulted.

[4bee]

I have found this factual scientific documentary of use in various situations in my life and I encourage any man to keep this in his armoury for those times when a female doubts you....
Clinically this is100% percent correct and cannot be faulted.

Really Sash? Oh bollocks. It may well be useful, if one can understand WTF they are on about. Welsh is it?

[sashadidi]

Really Sash? Oh bollocks. It may well be useful, if one can understand WTF they are on about. Welsh is it?

lol you have few people of that ilk in your fair land, would be easy to get a translator I am sure to help you with that.
I have stopped a few females in their tracks with that documentary

[4bee]

lol you have few people of that ilk in your fair land, would be easy to get a translator I am sure to help you with that.
I have stopped a few females in their tracks with that documentary

I have stopped a few females in their tracks with that documentary

Did you perchance crash your Trabant into them?