Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[V8Ian]

Mate if I seriously answered this slight on commercial egg farmers I would probably be banned for a while. It’s that sort of ignorant **** that gets really irritating for people trying to earn a living and responding to consumer demands. By the way, your statement is wrong.

Which one? This one?
"Especially if the yolk remains runny, which is difficult if you like omelettes..."

[AJM]

Which one? This one?
"Especially if the yolk remains runny, which is difficult if you like omelettes..."

No. I guess that one is correct!

[NavyDiver]

"Hackers reportedly stole $2.4 billion from cryptocurrency exchange platform Bybit.

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I think 'cryptocurrency' is the joke of the century myself With out naming some of the MEME coins that would be political the other recent one was a ripper. from Zero to Billion plus and back to almost zero in 30 minutes.

If I could run that fast I would be very pleased assuming the wind and speed didn't make me burn up like supersonic planes heat issues

I feel for Argentina really. Suspect there is a LOT of tears from crying over ME I mean Argentina’s libertarian president Javier Milei

"How a $6.3b meme coin could bring down Argentina’s president Crypto: How a meme coin could bring down firebrand Milei”


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[4bee]

"Hackers reportedly stole $2.4 billion from cryptocurrency exchange platform Bybit.

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I think 'cryptocurrency' is the joke of the century myself With out naming some of the MEME coins that would be political the other recent one was a ripper. from Zero to Billion plus and back to almost zero in 30 minutes.

If I could run that fast I would be very pleased assuming the wind and speed didn't make me burn up like supersonic planes heat issues

I feel for Argentina really. Suspect there is a LOT of tears from crying over ME I mean Argentina’s libertarian president Javier Milei

"How a $6.3b meme coin could bring down Argentina’s president Crypto: How a meme coin could bring down firebrand Milei”



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OK, I profess to being a retard about this "Currency" Crap. As I understand it this" currency does not physically exist. There is nothing like a decent swag of lolly to have in your poche to blow on what one needs some little goody, & the rest is "Make Believe dosh, if not all. Even Ms. Trump collared a heap so what is she going to do with it, Turf it out to the minions when her old man gets the arse or even summat more deadly? Or maybe one of his "cowboys"accidentally puts him on the " To Be Sacked list"in his/her rush to change things.


For the uninitiated (me} it all sounds enviable, but My brain does not fathom the ins & outs. I just know I do not want a bar of it.
For those here that have risked their life savings Please let me hear the nice rattle of all the gold coins in your Money Box svp?

The current saying seems very appropriate, If it smells like hocus pocus, it probably is. I rest my case M ,lud.

[Saitch]

It's true, I tell you! Proof the weather is being manipulated! Zoom in to Alfred. You can see the rectangular, 'Control Device' quite clearly.

(This shot from BOM radar, 15 minutes ago.)

AlfredSat.jpg

[cuppabillytea]

That's just a square peg in a round hole.

[350RRC]

It's true, I tell you! Proof the weather is being manipulated! Zoom in to Alfred. You can see the rectangular, 'Control Device' quite clearly.

(This shot from BOM radar, 15 minutes ago.)

AlfredSat.jpg

Do you mean the blue trapezium?

It must be a very quiet day where you are.

DL

[NavyDiver]

US stocks slump, worst fall of the year for S&P 500,


Pick a reason and it will be a conspiracy theory. Just in case you think it is only


Hint DO NOT CHECK YOUR SUPER BALANCES TOMMORROW Coupla dayz

[Saitch]

Do you mean the blue trapezium?

It must be a very quiet day where you are.

DL

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I mean the black rectangle in the centre of the cloud mass.

AlfredSat2.jpg

[AlWorms]

OK, I profess to being a retard about this "Currency" Crap. As I understand it this" currency does not physically exist. There is nothing like a decent swag of lolly to have in your poche to blow on what one needs some little goody, & the rest is "Make Believe dosh, if not all.

Make beleive currency? You mean every single world currency, right now??? That dosh in your pocket - is make beleive is exactly as make-beleive, as any cryptocurrency (often MORE-so, in fact!).



We're all brainwashed into thinking that countries currencies around the world are something that has worth. They don't, really. It's a total fairytale, has been for decades.

We've been taught that everything should get more expensive over time; So much so, that people struggle to comprehend that DE-flation can exist, happen and be useful to us. We're conned into beleiving that advancments mean items get more expensive, when they should actually get cheaper. It's ENTIRELY more financial management of currencies around the world that has us in the mess we're in. Everywhere. It's how the truely rich, become richer - by shorting those poorer than themselves and pocketing the difference.

Everything should DECREASE in value over time, as the finite amount of "cash" gets spread between more people/assets etc. It's actually the ENTIRE principle behind Bitcoin. (Plenty of cryptocurrency are based on bull**** though - like like the worlds currencies).

If we had perfect money, people would make less every year, things would get cheaper and productivity would result in better lives for everybody. Productivity would increase as people see the results of working harder/smarter etc. We're in a world were people's sense of entitlement is over-ruling their basic responsibilities in life and those of us that are productive have the fruit of our productivity stolen from us, so that IN-flation can exist... to steal from our older generations! Their savings should be INCREASING their quality of life over time, not decreasing it and being stolen from them, so the GOVT can buy votes to make themselves look important.

As the cost of items DEcrease, the savings people have go further and further, NOT exponentially LESS, as we have now!

The morons running the countries of the world now are the dumbest in a long line of morons that have had no clue, for many decades. They print money to pay for **** and make each dollar in your bank worth LESS!

There is a book, called "The Bitcoin Standard", which is a really interesting read.

Also this Video:

If I put $200K into savings now, every single passing year, it'll buy me less and less.

The idea behind bicoin, is that the same dollar value buys me MORE and MORE over time... because DEflation is desirable, INflation is NOT. The current world economies are a DIS incentive to save and encourage credit and borrowing to get ahead - continually making the rich, richer and the poor, poorer.

Inflation esists so the government could do more and more, to look good and buy votes, at the expense of all the countries population. Inflation steals from the people, to give the government more money, to buy themselves votes, pensions and power - all leading to more money for them. Every extra dollar they print, devalues your savings.

Personally, I don't lump bitcoin in the same category as the "****coins", that don't have any principles to back them up. Bitcoin isn't "controlled" like centralised currencies, or cryptocurrencies - it's entirely open source; owned, controlled and visible to anybody - you can download the entire blockchain, if you want to! You can compare it with millions of copies all over the world and spot if someone has made their own fraudulent copy... That's not something you can do with any world currency, currently.

At the end of the day, currency is just numbers and we're brainwashed to thinking a bigger number is better.