Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[AJM]

Does anyone else feel Trump has failed to elicit the fear response he was after from ‘his’ trading partners?
And hence has been forced to actually put these tariffs on? Incant imagine too many Americans backing him when they realise THEIR iPhone is now 57% dearer than last week, when THEIR television costs 57% more than last week etc.
If really wanted to reinvigorate American Industry there were other policies to put in place and maybe a bit of patience to allow it to build.
There be a bit of mess as we all find new dance partners for trading but I think the USA will feel a bit of pain. That’s bad in my eyes as I kind of like American aircraft carriers riding the high seas while Chinese, Indian, Brazilian or other military hegemonies are maybe less benign

[RANDLOVER]

It's a numbers game............. AU has millions of penguins, the US only has Burgess Meredith.

We have millions of seals, the US only has some in an elite navy group.

All of which makes it unfair.

Does that make sense?

I hope not. DL

I hear those teams of sesls are fantastic at balancing a ball on their nose.

[NavyDiver]

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6 trillion losses $USD worth of love

[NavyDiver]

"In short:

Jaguar Land Rover says it will pause shipments of its Britain-made cars to the US for a month in the wake of Donald Trump's tariffs.
The United States is the second-biggest importer of British-made cars after the European Union."

UK's Jaguar Land Rover to pause shipments to US over tariffs - ABC News

I wonder if they might be cheaper here is the yanks cannot have them now

[RANDLOVER]

Fine-dining Patagonian toothfish behind mystery of Trump’s ‘penguin’ tariff | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site

I guessed perhaps Trump thought that the McDonald Islands exported French fries to America which is why he imposed a tariff or that he thought McDonald's was frying chips in penguin grease, but it turns out they export Patagonian tooth fish.

[sashadidi]

The poor Pope. not even one week into the job...
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[Saitch]

Surely, a more theologically feasible conspiracy (???) would be if the total was 616.

[Ferret]

The poor Pope. not even one week into the job...

This is old news. The pope was unmasked hundreds of years ago.



A depiction of the gematria principle employed by Andreas Helwig in 1612.

[NavyDiver]

Is back and yes we should be afraid


"In an interview that has sparked waves of speculation, Catherine Austin Fitts, former Assistant Secretary of Housing and Urban Development under President George H. W. Bush, told Tucker Carlson that she believes the U.S. government has used trillions of dollars in unaccounted funds to build a secret world beneath our feet.

Fitts explained that her journey began after reviewing a 2017 report by Mark Skidmore, a Michigan State University economist, which revealed massive “unsupported adjustments” in the Army’s 2015 budget.
According to Skidmore, the Army recorded $6.5 trillion in such adjustments—despite operating on a $122 billion budget that year.
“The gargantuan nature of unsupported federal spending should be a great concern to all taxpayers,” Forbes noted at the time."

[RANDLOVER]

I'm thinking a lot of the old UFO footage of lights zig zagging mysteriously across the sky, could've been prototype drones, given what we know today.