Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[V8Ian]

Inhaling micro protein particles dissolved a sealed liquid



container or from the soution at the tip of the hperdermic needle ..lol excuse me while I compose myself. Been jabbing 50 people a day with pzifer vaccine in NZ ,will keep, a eye out for symptoms in my fellow female vaccinators and report back

Guess I should have had effects from yellow fever, typhus,ditheria ,cholera, rabies etc from all my jabbing days in africa with MSF. Oops I seem to be alright at this stage...unless the chips and proteins got me back then..

Delusion is another side effect.

[superquag]

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5G, 4 G 3G and Bluetooth are known "Electromagnetic hypersensitivity (EHS)" issues for the sensitive types. A very concerned person asked me to take the fuses out of my car once as Bluetooth in it might fry his brain


Happily he knew all about a farday cage although it did take 6 rolls of Aloominum baking sheet to make it.




Now the cool part "A French court recently awarded a disability allowance ($912 per month for three years) to Marine Richard based upon her claim that she has EHS (electromagnetic hypersensitivity)." 2015 link

OMG can I get a pay out

Imbecile ! - Should have bought one of those aluminized 'Space Blanket' emergency sheets. Around $5 when I last looked

Oddly, when we first went mobile, I had one of those classic NOKIA candy-bar phones, and depending on the wind, lunar conjunction and price of camel dung in Alice Springs.... I would faintly feel shrt bursts of a sort of buzzing sensation around my top pocket - where the phone lived.

One day when driving a PA system... it happened....and the system made some Very Rude Noises, in synch.... Then the penny dropped.... was the phone hand-shaking with phone - cell towers. reception at that location was on the low side... so the phone would have been stepping up it's RF output to make the connection. Which would explain why the buzzes were only felt occasionally / when in poor signal spots.
So Yes, EHS may well be a 'thing', for some super-sensitive folk. I'm on the borderline, for when we dined with friends, they used fancy BRASS cutlery.... Wife was un-affected, but I nearly vomited from taste and weird sensations.... I've got a fair few mercury fillings....

[superquag]

Sorry Superquag but imo... not sure how much you read of hers.. That Ann Barnhardt is a complete quack. She couldn't quack any harder if she was a duck. She has articles saying the pandemic doesn't even exist and it's all religious or insane conspiracy theories. She's a horrible idiotic xenophobic bigot that spouts rivers of toxic diarrhea. I mean just look at her site it has all sorts of kooky stuff on every page

The fake “vaccine” is: a means of tracking and economic control (no jab, no travel, no banking, no entrance to public spaces), a sterilant, a viral uptake supercharger, or all three | Barnhardt

Halal Meat | Snopes.com

Also pretty sure humanicide is a made up word and if it isn't it should only mean the killing of one human being not the whole lot

Interesting WORD, though, sort of clever...

Her Biblical knowledge is ..... well, 'Abysmal' would'nt be sufficently lacking in substance & balance. But, as 'Satan can quote scripture..' sometimes they highlight an inadverdent gem...

Then not all the ConTheos are wrong all the time... They were warning about 'Vaccination Passports' aligned with the 'Mark of the Beast'....and were roundly discounted by everyone in sight... Well, what a surprise, Vaccine passports are being trialed in the UK: Why are they so controversial? - ABC News

Some companies are flagging future 'No jab = No Job' for employees..... despite their position re. Nuremburg being rather 'Interesting'

And distrust for BigPharma ..... well, Pfizer did the Club no favours !

Pfizer to pay record $2.3 billion penalty

EDIT.... GSK takes the lead in 2012 with $3 Billion in fines... List of largest pharmaceutical settlements - Wikipedia

Remember that IBM (Big Tech of the era) was a central player in providing computational services for Nazis, tracking Jews.... and Bayer was also in bed with Hitler et al, money, drugs and Zyklon B. Gosh, Big Tech controlling and Big Pharma drug pushing... sounds familiar.


Popcorn & fizzy beverage time:-

This link....and allll the rabbit-holes on the side, makes me one of the more ... productive... contributors for this thread heading.

https://corpau.blogspot.com/2015/03/...lionaires.html

This would have to be one of the longest declarations of ' not gunna get it'
https://corpau.blogspot.com/2021/02/...62b2-mrna.html

[4bee]

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Imbecile ! - Should have bought one of those aluminized 'Space Blanket' emergency sheets. Around $5 when I last looked

Oddly, when we first went mobile, I had one of those classic NOKIA candy-bar phones, and depending on the wind, lunar conjunction and price of camel dung in Alice Springs.... I would faintly feel shrt bursts of a sort of buzzing sensation around my top pocket - where the phone lived.

One day when driving a PA system... it happened....and the system made some Very Rude Noises, in synch.... Then the penny dropped.... was the phone hand-shaking with phone - cell towers. reception at that location was on the low side... so the phone would have been stepping up it's RF output to make the connection. Which would explain why the buzzes were only felt occasionally / when in poor signal spots.
So Yes, EHS may well be a 'thing', for some super-sensitive folk. I'm on the borderline, for when we dined with friends, they used fancy BRASS cutlery.... Wife was un-affected, but I nearly vomited from taste and weird sensations.... I've got a fair few mercury fillings....

That "Brass" cutlery is certainly weird J2. Worse than hearing Poo Bear Buzzing sounds, (from the story, "Poo hears a Buzzing sound/noise") it fair puts me off me grub.

One doesn't have any grief with Silver Platters though.

Vomited you say? I bet you never were invited again.


Well, I never have been on my one & only invite when I yelled out for BiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllLLLLLL.


Hosts who have gone to a lot of trouble to prepare a nice meal never seem to have a decent sense of humour & all they want do is, while not caring if you die at the table, is protect the late Gran's lace table cloth.

Bastards!

[JDNSW]

Vaccine passports have a long history, and, I believe are still required by some countries, possibly including Australia, for entry from countries with endemic yellow fever. Just that you never hear of them today because there are so few real disease hot spots - until the last eighteen months.

So why is there a problem with them now, when they have been universally accepted for well over a hundred years?

I have an old one from years ago - I can't remember why I needed to get a yellow fever vaccination, possibly to get into Burma forty years ago.

[4bee]

Yours is a very difficult one J1 Hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

My advice based on purely medical grounds of course is.

A. Enjoy the 15 year Pinot


B. .Duck behind the closest Shrub Planter box next time you see him approach & make like you are insane. Works for me..




That'll be $50 thank you. .Have you got your Medicare Card handy? Thanks. Mastercard will it be?


Have a nice rest of your day. Bye.

[superquag]

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That "Brass" cutlery is certainly weird J2. Worse than hearing Poo Bear Buzzing sounds, (from the story, "Poo hears a Buzzing sound/noise") it fair puts me off me grub.

One doesn't have any grief with Silver Platters though.

Vomited you say? I bet you never were invited again.


Well, I never have been on my one & only invite when I yelled out for BiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllLLLLLL.


Hosts who have gone to a lot of trouble to prepare a nice meal never seem to have a decent sense of humour & all they want do is, while not caring if you die at the table, is protect the late Gran's lace table cloth.

Bastards!

Dentist some time later confirmed my suspicion, that dissimilar metals was generating a current. His only question was about handles, wood with lots of exposed contact-metal.

Electronics Tech (friend) once told about a guy he worked with in the Yankee navy, could occasionally feel an odd pulsing sensation, when working up the Sharp End. Not unpleasant, just "diffERAnt. Never knew or worried, but one day happened to look up at the main radar dish......

So Yes, 'They' are among us !!!

[4bee]

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Dentist some time later confirmed my suspicion, that dissimilar metals was generating a current. His only question was about handles, wood with lots of exposed contact-metal.

Electronics Tech (friend) once told about a guy he worked with in the Yankee navy, could occasionally feel an odd pulsing sensation, when working up the Sharp End. Not unpleasant, just "diffERAnt. Never knew or worried, but one day happened to look up at the main radar dish......

So Yes, 'They' are among us !!!

CRIPES! I'd better watch out James. Overlooking here is the Main Aircraft Tracking Radar for Ad. Int & all AC that go to Perth & elsewhere these days. If there wasn't a tree in the way I could actually see it but I have wondered why my ears felt like they were burning at odd times & thought it was indoors talking about me to a girlfriend.


Hers not mine, I don't think she knows about mine. Yet. Maybe she does, because I thought the Instant tasted a bit weird this a.m.

[rick130]

Wow, looking for bamboo paper in old ballots?
Some have been partaking of a little KoolAid methinks.

Arizona'''s Republican-run election audit is looking for bamboo-laced "China ballots."

[V8Ian]

Grasping at bamboo straws, methinks.