Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[Saitch]

Isn't that a basketball team from New York?

Prayed alound the Grobe.

[4bee]

I'm no push-over, but I trip easily.

FYI, I have had that problem it's me Size 10s that cause it.

[4bee]

Clives haram globe trotters??


Ian’s haram globe trotters???

I think the Ian part has a bit of a ring to it

Not knowing what Ian loos like I can’t comment on his ugliness 🤣🤣

Ugliness is in the eye of the beholder

What is unglued to you may not be ugly to me

And vise versa

I dare say some young ladies actually find Clive attractive (because of his money)
How many ladies (old or young) find “our Ian” attractive, probably quite a few by the sounds of it


Gav

You're weird you.


Re Ian, Never seen the crazy bugger but those who have still reckon he deffo was behind the door when good looks were handed out while others say he ain't too bad -i sh.

[NavyDiver]

Smash and grab- Should have riden the bikes perhaps? Not the smartest thief and keep watching the next one for HOW THE HECK did some people not die!

The tractor chase
Queensland, Australia: Motorcycle thief flees crime scene on tractor

Queensland, Australia: Motorcycle thief flees crime scene on tractor



Footage released by Australian police show a dramatic chase that happened on Friday, with the suspect fleeing from officers in a tractor.
Queensland police say the man allegedly stole the front end loader, before using it to smash the front of a shop and steal two motorbikes.
Police vehicles then pursued the tractor through the streets and down railway lines.
The chase ended when the vehicle slipped down an embankment, where officers arrested the suspect on foot.





https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-australia-58926803

[Gav 110]

You're weird you.


Re Ian, Never seen the crazy bugger but those who have still reckon he deffo was behind the door when good looks were handed out while others say he ain't too bad -i sh.

Got told that a lot when I first got the 110 by my mates🤪

When I got the second one, we’ll they called me just ****ed in the head 🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣

I’d hate to think what they would say about a lot of the members around here

(Just noticed autocorrect playing with my words in my last post, “unglued” is meant to be “ugliness”)

[4bee]

Got told that a lot when I first got the 110 by my mates🤪

When I got the second one, we’ll they called me just ****ed in the head 🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣

I’d hate to think what they would say about a lot of the members around here

(Just noticed autocorrect playing with my words in my last post, “unglued” is meant to be “ugliness”)

Saw that & it could be the new word for the same.


Justified as most here drive Land Rovers.

[Saitch]

I dare say some young ladies actually find Clive attractive (because of his money)

Well, I have to admit that I find Gina Rinehart a particularly attractive woman!

[V8Ian]

Well, I have to admit that I find Gina Rinehart a particularly attractive woman!

She does possess certain attractive attributes.

[4bee]

Well, I have to admit that I find Gina Rinehart a particularly attractive woman!

Another weirdo! Too much sun perchance? Or Fish?

[V8Ian]

You can't get too much sun, it must be fish or salt air.