Thread: Corona Virus

Originally Posted by 4bee

I still reckon, stick them on Torrens Island........, Regular Patrol boat (Armed) every 5 minutes) you could be Admiral bob, put plenty of Sharks & Barracuda in the Port River Blow up the road link to Torrens Island & cut off their fags & booze supplies. And don't think for one second the Hosties are going with you.

That'd fix their ****ing duff for a while, then let them swim back to Port Adelaide after 16 days. Can't swim? "Sorry mate they are ze rules & ze rules must be followed." Basil Fawlty stylee


If only we were in charge eh?

EEERRRR, yeah right mate [ as he slowly walks backwards out the door, careful not to make eye contact], what ever you say...........

Originally Posted by bob10

makes me think flying people back home could be a lost cause. We should consider no flights into this country until the virus is under control. Government should consider a "pandemic allowance " to allow Aus. citizens overseas who are in difficulty be able to ride this out.

Totally agree, Bob! I suggested this option, to quite a few people, around March this year. Surely putting people up overseas can't be that much more expensive than managing the consequences of infected arrivals. It would definitely lessen the threat of things getting out of control!

I suppose that it's easy for me to suggest, being ensconced in splendid isolation!

Originally Posted by bob10

EEERRRR, yeah right mate [ as he slowly walks backwards out the door, careful not to make eye contact], what ever you say...........

Do I detect a note of hesitancy in my plan for a 100% scheme for an Covid Free OZ created by Intl. Aircrews?


That would be disappointing. Watch out for the Garden Hose as you back out the door, it's at the bottom of the steps.

****! Too late.


Stephney, just think of all those cushy number of jobs, ie. security & other that wouldn't be needed Are you seriously wanting to put people out of work?


No no nooooo, my plan would embrace the best of both worlds. Let arrivals in & let them wander around freely for about a week, anywhere they wish to go, Aged Care homes, Hospitals, Kids schools, anywhere, anywhere at all after all this is a Democratic & Free country

Then without warning, ZAP, "off to Torrens Island with you my lads. Right get Fell in." "Hosties" to the right. Blokes form up smartly on my left, there are your hovels.


"Hosties", over there are your 5 star digs & free off-licence courtesy of The Australian Gubmint..


Enjoy your stay. Now where did I leave those padlocks?



Hang on, I think I may have a temperature & a sore throat coming on. Bugger.

Originally Posted by Saitch

Totally agree, Bob! I suggested this option, to quite a few people, around March this year. Surely putting people up overseas can't be that much more expensive than managing the consequences of infected arrivals. It would definitely lessen the threat of things getting out of control!

I suppose that it's easy for me to suggest, being ensconced in splendid isolation!

I think Victorians are the only people in Australia who understand fully now the implications of giving this virus an inch . A hard lesson to learn, but one that must be appreciated .

Originally Posted by 4bee

Do I detect a note of hesitancy in my plan for a 100% scheme for an Covid Free OZ created by Intl. Aircrews?


That would be disappointing. Watch out for the Garden Hose as you back out the door, it's at the bottom of the steps.

****! Too late.


Stephney, just think of all those cushy number of jobs, ie. security & other that wouldn't be needed Are you seriously wanting to put people out of work?


No no nooooo, my plan would embrace the best of both worlds. Let arrivals in & let them wander around freely for about a week, anywhere they wish to go, Aged Citizen homes, hospitals, Kids schools, anywhere, anywhere at all after all this is a Democratic & Free country

Then without warning, ZAP, "off to Torrens Island with you my lads. Right get fell in." "Hosties" to the right. Blokes form up smartly on my left, there are your hovels.


"Hosties", over there are your 5 star digs & free off-licence courtesy of The Australian Gubmint..


Enjoy your stay. Now where did I leave those padlocks?



Hang on, I think I may have a temperature & a sore throat coming on. Bugger.

You should really write a script for John Cleese.

Originally Posted by bob10

You should really write a script for John Cleese.

No aspirations in that direction bob. I suspect it may be my temp of 42c that causes it.

Originally Posted by 4bee

No aspirations in that direction bob. I suspect it may be my temp of 42c that causes it.

You have a good imagination. Don't ever lose it. No matter what the young whipper snippers may say.

Originally Posted by 4bee

No aspirations in that direction bob. I suspect it may be my temp of 42c that causes it.

4bee, hot stuff? Now that's a vivid imagination!