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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoDB View Post
    Would definitely need a water canon to spray people down with disinfectant, an air gun to dispense masks to those without one, an infrared camera to spot people with a fever linked to an automated emergency avoidance system, and a secure lock box for the toilet paper.

    You also have to be able to connect to social media all the time else you won’t know what is happening - but not - I repeat NOT using 5G.

    Hey, you wanna join my Design Team DB?

    Deffo no 5G'cos that was being blamed for causing this Pandemic in the first place, as well as the New Digital Electricity Meters They were also supposed to make one's house explode in flames. No, not on OUR new car DB that would be a bit silly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bob10 View Post
    Ask and you will receive. The Covid apocolypse LR. And for a few truckloads of cash more, your own personal bearded LR Jedi.

    Belgium Border Control. A.K.A. Star Wars - Move Along - YouTube

    Wonder how it would go with ADR?
    What! No Max Trax?
    I must say that I'd be going the black Max Trax rather than the ubiquitous orange, if I purchased one.
    'sit bonum tempora volvunt'


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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Hey, you wanna join my Design Team DB?

    Deffo no 5G'cos that was being blamed for causing this Pandemic in the first place, as well as the New Digital Electricity Meters They were also supposed to make one's house explode in flames. No, not on OUR new car DB that would be a bit silly.
    5G attracts the living dead. And they park their Toyotas on your footpath.
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    As an Ex matelot I'm sure you would have had great experience of that around Garden Island..



    My old mum tried to keep me off the streets but the local Hallets Pug hole always had a magical fascination & was a bit of a draw card. One could find some good **** to bring back home including a bright red/orange galv rainwater tank & usually being told to take whatever it was, back to the pug hole, we persevered but never won.

    I think we were going to convert the tank into a Fort of some sort but of course it never got that far into the Planning Stage Back so she went. Rolled it home & then all the way back again. Doubt it would have got Council Approval so just as well we never spent money on it in the way of a Draw Bridge but it was a start.

    Just trying to sort drinks for tomorrow & came across bottle of Italian red which appears most suitable, now to find a home in the Fridge for it but some bugger loaded it with food No evidence of slugs, slaters, spiders or Toe Nails so it could be ok..


    Presenting THE COVID JEDI.

    Like the old Toyota ute that became known as the Toyota Taliban, unofficially of course. complete with Hand held Rocket Launchers AK47s & half a dozen grubby bearded blokes looking very menacingly at the camera.


    Anyway have a good, if not excellent Xmas & don't get too ****ed with your navy mates.

    Enjoyed swapping crap with you on here so a win win for me.

    Mr bee.
    Right back at you. Can never get too ****ed, everyone's at the same level. Just hope the pressgang doesn't turn up.
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    Just to remind you of the living night mare.
    All passengers on board a Qantas flight from Darwin to Sydney that carried a Qantas crew member who later tested positive for coronavirus have been deemed close contacts and are now being asked to self isolate for 14 days and get tested.
    The announcement comes as South Australian health authorities said a man in his twenties who flew on the Darwin to Sydney flight has tested positive for coronavirus in the state.




    Passengers on Darwin to Sydney flight QF841 deemed close contacts of Qantas crew member with COVID-19 (msn.com)
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by bob10 View Post
    Just to remind you of the living night mare.
    All passengers on board a Qantas flight from Darwin to Sydney that carried a Qantas crew member who later tested positive for coronavirus have been deemed close contacts and are now being asked to self isolate for 14 days and get tested.
    The announcement comes as South Australian health authorities said a man in his twenties who flew on the Darwin to Sydney flight has tested positive for coronavirus in the state.




    Passengers on Darwin to Sydney flight QF841 deemed close contacts of Qantas crew member with COVID-19 (msn.com)


    So now more folk to have a crap Xmas. Thanks Matey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bob10 View Post
    Right back at you. Can never get too ****ed, everyone's at the same level. Just hope the pressgang doesn't turn up.

    If they do you'd better hope they haven't brought their Turks Head knotted Cudgels. Who's going to have a sore arris then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    If they do you'd better hope they haven't brought their Turks Head knotted Cudgels. Who's going to have a sore arris then?
    As long as you don't wake up with the Queens shilling, [ or next to one] or a hump back called Boris .
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by bob10 View Post
    Just to remind you of the living night mare.
    All passengers on board a Qantas flight from Darwin to Sydney that carried a Qantas crew member who later tested positive for coronavirus have been deemed close contacts and are now being asked to self isolate for 14 days and get tested.
    The announcement comes as South Australian health authorities said a man in his twenties who flew on the Darwin to Sydney flight has tested positive for coronavirus in the state.




    Passengers on Darwin to Sydney flight QF841 deemed close contacts of Qantas crew member with COVID-19 (msn.com)
    Reading the article he's not infectious, it looks like an old infection that has thrown up a weak positive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bob10 View Post
    As long as you don't wake up with the Queens shilling, [ or next to one] or a hump back called Boris .

    That does really sound ominous.

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