Thread: Covid Mk ll

Originally Posted by superquag

Well, a Huey it ain't, nor a Mirage or Pig.... not even a C-130 ... but it took over 50 years to get the piece of paper / plastic card, .. for 2.2 litres/4-pot.

NO way are you getting proof of long socks !
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Fair dos So not a Spittie then either? Ah gottit, Spruce Goose. No? A beard? Now that is a dead giveaway. You'd be the only bloke in Oz with a beard. Apart from me that is.

for 2.2 litres/4-pot.

A MAZDA CX-3?

Originally Posted by austastar

Hi,
I saw a patient so large he was put across 2 beds.
He was weighed on the delivery scales in the loading dock.
"Huge", to quote J.R.
Cheers

Well, needs must, aus.

Originally Posted by superquag

Sadly, (like Billy Goat..) have lost the pic, but a few years ago at our major hospital Cardio Doctors rooms... there were six or so re-inforced, 50%
... w i d e r ... chairs....

That'd be the good life we mostly all live these days.



Recept Nurse. "Who's next?"



"That red faced puffing fat bastard raiding the Snack Machine".


As six chairs raise their hands.

OK, back on topic (sort of) as we go to a different 'reality' in Wellington...

I read an article where protesters around NZ Parliament are concerned Police are planting EMF generating devices. The are now making tin foil hats to wear to ward off headaches. Some have claimed that the large concrete blocks police are using to control traffic around the police site have EMF transmitters or EMR inside them and they walk along with a "calibrated scientific device" measuring the EMF from them. As they walk down the street measuring each block, the reading on the "calibrated scientific device" increases. They are of course walking down a city street with a mass of buried underground power cables underneath them and the device would likely be showing this as they walk across the buried cables...

I guess the 'science' journey has to start somewhere.

Wellington protesters seen wearing tin foil hats at Parliament | Stuff.co.nz

*sigh*

Originally Posted by windsock

OK, back on topic (sort of) as we go to a different 'reality' in Wellington...

I read an article where protesters around NZ Parliament are concerned Police are planting EMF generating devices. The are now making tin foil hats to wear to ward off headaches. Some have claimed that the large concrete blocks police are using to control traffic around the police site have EMF transmitters or EMR inside them and they walk along with a "calibrated scientific device" measuring the EMF from them. As they walk down the street measuring each block, the reading on the "calibrated scientific device" increases. They are of course walking down a city street with a mass of buried underground power cables underneath them and the device would likely be showing this as they walk across the buried cables...

I guess the 'science' journey has to start somewhere.

Wellington protesters seen wearing tin foil hats at Parliament | Stuff.co.nz

*sigh*

Is it possible to admire stupidity? If not at present, we can't be too far off, surely?

Originally Posted by Saitch

Is it possible to admire stupidity? If not at present, we can't be too far off, surely?

The tenacious irony of it is admirable. I followed a link to a twitter feed and one of the comments there was a good summary of it,

"They'll object to wearing a mask but they'll happily wear tinfoil hats."

Further to the tinfoil hat news story... A protest leader has had an expert ("who is not a nutter") come in and test the site and his solution, walking in bare feet and drinking water will ward off the effects of EMF by creating a faraday cage and grounding you. If it wasn't the NZ Herald I would begin to wonder if it was a parody site.

Protesters turn to tinfoil hats as increasing sickness blamed on Government beaming radiation rays - NZ Herald

Originally Posted by windsock

Further to the tinfoil hat news story... A protest leader has had an expert ("who is not a nutter") come in and test the site and his solution, walking in bare feet and drinking water will ward off the effects of EMF by creating a faraday cage and grounding you. If it wasn't the NZ Herald I would begin to wonder if it was a parody site.

Protesters turn to tinfoil hats as increasing sickness blamed on Government beaming radiation rays - NZ Herald

Typo? Surely he means a 'faraway' cage from Faraway land.