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  1. 1st August 2017, 06:11 PM #3921
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chenz View Post

    If anyone has an iPhone with Siri, open Siri and say " I see a little silhouetto of a man". It is very funny.
    I think my Siri may be dumber than yours. I get nothing funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by johntins View Post
    I think my Siri may be dumber than yours. I get nothing funny.
    I had to have three goes, but I got it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by johntins View Post
    I think my Siri may be dumber than yours. I get nothing funny.
    Same here...
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    tell siri you love her.

    mine told me i need help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pop058 View Post
    I would imagine the fine gentleman I believe you are referring to.....
    Grammar!!!
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  6. 5th August 2017, 12:35 AM #3926
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    bush stories

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    If the police arrest a mute do they tell him he has the right to remain silent !! .
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    Q.......Why don, t you walk in the Jungle between 9 & 5

    A.......Because that,s when elephants jump out of palm tree,s
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    Q....... Why does a Platypus have a flat Bill ?.

    A........Because he walked in the Jungle between 9 & 5 . !!
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