Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

You should be sentenced for that.

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Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

You should be sentenced for that.

Colon-ic irrigation?

I started a facebook group for fellow Chinese Nazis.
So far, it has 3 reichs.

The blind man put his cheese grater down and said,”That was the most violent book I’ve ever read.”.

I think my wife sells drugs.
As I was leaving the phone rang.
When I answered it, the bloke on the other end said "Has that dope gone yet?"

I was cuddling up to my girlfriend under the blanket on a cold winter night.
"My bum is freezing." she whinged.
"Let me check," I replied. "Wow, it's like Siberia!"
"Is it THAT cold?" she chuckled.
I said, "Nope, it's huge."

I put my phone under my pillow last night.
When I woke up, it was gone, and there was a pound coin in its place.
Bloomin' Bluetooth fairy!

I recently put a strobe light in the bedroom. Now when I have sex with the wife it looks like she's moving.