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  1. 24th August 2018, 07:26 AM #4631
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    VW is bringing out a new electric car, it's going to be called a "Voltswagen".
    How many monkeys were electrocuted in "safety testing"?
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    Now that we have a new Prime Minister, can we finally invade New Zealand?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    Now that we have a new Prime Minister, can we finally invade New Zealand?
    If we did, we'd have even more Kiwis coming here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by p38arover View Post
    If we did, we'd have even more Kiwis coming here!
    My sister was at the Auckland International Airport the other day - she says there is a sign there, asking the last one to leave, to please turn off the lights!
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    Quote Originally Posted by donh54 View Post
    My sister was at the Auckland International Airport the other day - she says there is a sign there, asking the last one to leave, to please turn off the lights!
    I think that with the current state of politics in this country and the common sense, empathetic, classy lady they have in charge there that immigration will be the other way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    Now that we have a new Prime Minister, can we finally invade New Zealand?
    We wouldn't make the same mistake twice; would we?
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    dont need to invade
    just annex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rick130 View Post
    I think that with the current state of politics in this country and the common sense, empathetic, classy lady they have in charge there that immigration will be the other way.
    Or we need to kidnap the Canadians and install them.
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    I pinched this and shared it on my FB feed yesterday....
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    Turnbull lists the NBN as his proudest achi
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