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  1. 22nd November 2017, 02:58 PM #4131
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger View Post
    A verb, a preposition, an article, and a noun
    walk into a bar
    You should be sentenced for that.
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  2. 22nd November 2017, 03:21 PM #4132
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    You should be sentenced for that.
    full stop
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  3. 22nd November 2017, 10:58 PM #4133
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    You should be sentenced for that.
    Colon-ic irrigation?
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  4. 23rd November 2017, 06:13 AM #4134
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    I started a facebook group for fellow Chinese Nazis.
    So far, it has 3 reichs.
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    The blind man put his cheese grater down and said,”That was the most violent book I’ve ever read.”.
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    I think my wife sells drugs.
    As I was leaving the phone rang.
    When I answered it, the bloke on the other end said "Has that dope gone yet?"
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    I was cuddling up to my girlfriend under the blanket on a cold winter night.
    "My bum is freezing." she whinged.
    "Let me check," I replied. "Wow, it's like Siberia!"
    "Is it THAT cold?" she chuckled.
    I said, "Nope, it's huge."
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    I put my phone under my pillow last night.
    When I woke up, it was gone, and there was a pound coin in its place.
    Bloomin' Bluetooth fairy!
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    I recently put a strobe light in the bedroom. Now when I have sex with the wife it looks like she's moving.
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    I’m a virgin by choice.
    Not my choice. Everybody else’s.
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