The wife, who pays the bills, mentioned that I'm worth more dead than alive. Then she handed me an unusual drink. Suddenly, I felt very nervous...
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The wife, who pays the bills, mentioned that I'm worth more dead than alive. Then she handed me an unusual drink. Suddenly, I felt very nervous...
Careful. Was it brimming with a green vapour like wot battery acid may do?
reminds me of when I was accused of poisening my ex wife by putting a razor in the toilet paper.
said I gave her arse a nick
He who would pun...……
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Affected your bowels did it? Pheeeeww, that was a near run thing.Quote:
It's okay, it turned out to be vitamin C. Big relief.