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  1. 19th March 2020, 09:08 AM #5751
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    The wife, who pays the bills, mentioned that I'm worth more dead than alive. Then she handed me an unusual drink. Suddenly, I felt very nervous...
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    Careful. Was it brimming with a green vapour like wot battery acid may do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    The wife, who pays the bills, mentioned that I'm worth more dead than alive. Then she handed me an unusual drink. Suddenly, I felt very nervous...
    You still in Tassie?? They'll never find the body.
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    reminds me of when I was accused of poisening my ex wife by putting a razor in the toilet paper.

    said I gave her arse a nick
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    Quote Originally Posted by superquag View Post
    ... was the pun intended ?

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  7. 19th March 2020, 08:32 PM #5757
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    You still in Tassie?? They'll never find the body.
    It's okay, it turned out to be vitamin C. Big relief.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bob10 View Post
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    Great scene from a most underrated movie. Thx, Bob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    It's okay, it turned out to be vitamin C. Big relief.
    Vitamin Corona? Hmm...
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    It's okay, it turned out to be vitamin C. Big relief.
    Affected your bowels did it? Pheeeeww, that was a near run thing.
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