Reply With QuoteA man goes into a cinema with a bear on a leash.
Cinema attendant "You cannot bring that bear into the cinema."
Man with bear "He will be very disappointed. He read the book so now he wants to see the film version."
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Originally Posted by NavyDiver
Attachment 178102 "The gunner of the watch" when I was in the water always bothered me
Especially if he/she was cross eyed.
Wizard
SupporterA man goes into a cinema with a bear on a leash.
Cinema attendant "You cannot bring that bear into the cinema."
Man with bear "He will be very disappointed. He read the book so now he wants to see the film version."
Wizard
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Wizard
SupporterI have refused to let the Mrs drive me any where until she fits seatbelts to her broom stick....
Cynical Moi?
Not just Seat Belts either spud, what about Sun Visors, Ash trays etc?
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Carrying on from our conversation, yesterday fellows.Attachment 178102 "The gunner of the watch" when I was in the water always bothered me
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
Wizard
Supporter...That would the broom stick would have a higher specification than my series 111
Cynical Moi?
...That would seem to mean the broom stick would have a higher specification than my series 111
WOT! It hasn't? How the hell did that one manage to slip through QC at final assembly?
Wizard
SupporterLess draughty tooWOT! It hasn't? How the hell did that one manage to slip through QC at final assembly?
Cynical Moi?
Less draughty too
When one thinks about it, it must be pretty difficult to ride a Broomstick, ie. No room for a Seat belt &/or other Airbag paraphernalia & certainly not the side impact ones.
Clenching of the scissor bone would be of utmost importance in not falling off at speed or at any other time really.
What speed do modern Broomsticks travel at these days, I have heard Mach 2 but shirley that can't be right?
Can it?
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