Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger

Don't be the publisher of details here- not one note of it.

i think your outlook on the project needs to change

Originally Posted by Eevo

i'm sure they had to excel at getting access.

Not at all. You must be aware that god first tempted Eve with an Apple? That is why all the frustrated teen geeks are , well , frustrated.

Strewth, they even wrote a book about it, and I'm sire Charlton Heston was in the Fillum. The young folk of today...

Why did the two blondes freeze to death in the Montana drive in?

They came to see 'Closed for the Winter'.

A 73 yr old woman is in court for streaking at the Chelsea Flower show. She was let off with a caution but was awarded 1st prize for best dried bush arrangement.

I like my coffee how I like my slaves.
Free.

Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger

I like my coffee how I like my slaves.
Free.

Ya done git Slaves fer nutn Boy. Coffee neether.

They say Kim Jong Un has read EVERY book.
I guess that’s why they call him the supreme reader.

Q: What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
A: Attire.