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    He's one of those sensitive new-age cowboys. Doesn't believe in guns and violence.
    He politely asks the vermin to vacate his property, with a wink and a nod.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger View Post
    The DJ played the Macarena, I did the Macarena. They played the Twist, I did the twist. They played Come On Eileen…
    And that's how I got kicked out of the nightclub.
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    Mundane after those.

    How many software engineers does it take to change a light globe?

    A: None. That's a hardware problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger View Post
    He's one of those sensitive new-age cowboys. Doesn't believe in guns and violence.
    He politely asks the vermin to vacate his property, with a wink and a nod.
    He cowboys like a footballer. He dribbles before he shoots. ( Apologies: John Cooper-Clark.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    He cowboys like a footballer. He dribbles before he shoots. ( Apologies: John Cooper-Clark.)
    An affliction that seems to be confined to soccer and League players.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    I'd be getting a dishonourable discharge, I'm only good for 49 push-ups.
    One more in the chamber? Then you're safe
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    What's green, has six legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?

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    Well. At least I wouldn't be snookered.
    Cheers, Billy.
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    it would be one big balls up
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    Cannon shot
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