Thread: Jokes

I skipped Steps: 1, 2, & 5 and broke my arm. That's what you call falling down stares.

Our son did it backwards when step two broke - and went to hospital. Does that earn extra points?

Well I am going to repeat a joke one of Billy's brothers told over a beer on Friday. Ties in with the recent anniversary of Princess Di's death.

dodi scolding his driver in the hereafter: "I said I want to **** Di in the tunnel, not ****en die in the tunnel!"

I once dated a girl who had a twin.

People always asked me how did I tell them apart.
I always said it was simple- Rebecca always painted her nails purple and Christopher had a cock.

2 fat ladies walk into a bar, and and with a thick accent, place their drink order with the bartender.
"You two ladies from Ireland?" asks the bartender, making small-talk.
Offended, one of them replies "Wales!"
"Oh I'm so sorry," says the bartender, "Are you two whales from Ireland?"

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

Watch out!!! There are Dutchmen.

Mod hat on.
Of late some of the posts in this thread have become somewhat coarse. Please remember that this is a "G" Rated forum, and post accordingly; if it's not suitable for your daughter, wife, sister or gran, it's not suitable here.