Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Mod hat on.
Of late some of the posts in this thread have become somewhat coarse. Please remember that this is a "G" Rated forum, and post accordingly; if it's not suitable for your daughter, wife, sister or gran, it's not suitable here.

G for grotesque

I had to call the boss today to get the day off work.
So I put on my best Indian accent...
Now he’s SURE to believe I’m Sikh!

Originally Posted by SG1 Bones

To make it G rated.

Two guys walked into a bar. You'd think the second one would've ducked.


Sorry I couldn't resist.

Nathan.

A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
She was disqualified.

**

A baby seal walks into the club.
How sad.

I often walk into a Bar.

But I don't often walk out.

How tough are Australian men?

A dark night, cold wind blowing, camp fire flickering,stars twinkling in the dark sky.

Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the camp fire,one from Australia , one from South Efrika and one from New Zulland.

Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous. The night of tales begins...

Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es. Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale, who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen closeby.. I grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em withmy beer hends.'

Hansie from Seth Efrika said, 'Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my hengglider on a tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from it's body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today.'

Colin, the Australian, remained silent ... slowly poking the fire with his penis.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves ?
Russell

What do u call a blind reindeer...

No idea

What do u call a blind reindeer with no legs...

Still no idea