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  1. 2nd December 2017, 08:50 AM #4141
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist View Post
    I was cuddling up to my girlfriend under the blanket on a cold winter night.
    "My bum is freezing." she whinged.
    "Let me check," I replied. "Wow, it's like Siberia!"
    "Is it THAT cold?" she chuckled.
    I said, "Nope, it's huge."

    My staff, including SWMBO, & I were having smoko yesterday & I told this joke inserting SWMBO for the girlfriend.
    Staff thought it was hilarious, SWMBO - not so much.

    Now she is getting all antsy every time I call her Siberia??

    I don't understand women!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonesfam View Post
    My staff, including SWMBO, & I were having smoko yesterday & I told this joke inserting SWMBO for the girlfriend.
    Staff thought it was hilarious, SWMBO - not so much.

    Now she is getting all antsy every time I call her Siberia??

    I don't understand women!

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    Like when you drop a good smelly fart in bed and pull the covers over her head so she can enjoy it. No sense of humour, wives.
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  3. 3rd December 2017, 08:21 AM #4143
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  4. 3rd December 2017, 08:24 AM #4144
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    I get LGBT and BLT horribly confused. Had some interesting sandwiches though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gofish View Post
    This is me and my wife at times but I'm wondering why my TD5 keeps losing power.
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  6. 3rd December 2017, 03:02 PM #4146
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chenz View Post
    Can't help it

    What do you call a bloke with no arms and no legs at your front door

    Matt
    I can't either

    What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

    Bob.


    What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool doing laps?

    Cleverdick.
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  7. 3rd December 2017, 10:19 PM #4147
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoogs View Post
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    Ive never laughed so hard for such a long time...thanks shoogs

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