Thread: Jokes

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards, and strong willpower. Just as strong as AJAX, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in scented vanilla, and lemon fragrances.

Such won't power - impressive, just like Ajax.

Originally Posted by Bigbjorn

Once upon a time a brown paper bag was the solution. Some needed two bags.

Aaaaand the lights off for redheads.

DL

i cant believe the number of people who dont understand erectile dysfunction.
i mean its not very hard.

This thread has degenerated to the point,
where it is almost funny!

It's not funny if it's not hard

My cousin was hospitalised after sticking 27 small plastic horses up his backside. Doctors have described his condition as stable.

When you are bored just think about a few things that don't make sense, such as . . .



1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

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2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

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3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

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4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

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5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

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6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

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7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"

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8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

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9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

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Six great confusions still unresolved 😄😂



1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?



2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?



3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?



4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?



And now sixer ....



Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!😀😀😀



- Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?



-Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?



- How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?



- If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?



- If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?



- How do you get off a non-stop Flight?



- Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?



- Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?



- Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?



- Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?



- How come Noses run and Feet smell?



- Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?



- What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?



We can never find the answers, can we?



So just enjoy the pun and fun of the English language.....😁