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  1. 7th December 2018, 09:49 PM #4781
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    Quote Originally Posted by jx2mad View Post

    7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"
    No its not...
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    people are worried about my obsession with dot to dot puzzles.
    but i know where to draw the line...
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  3. 9th December 2018, 06:04 AM #4783
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    I think the C would be silent in 'scent' as it is pronounced the same as 'sent', but I could be wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    I think the C would be silent in 'scent' as it is pronounced the same as 'sent', but I could be wrong.
    No the S is silent because it is pronounced the same as "cent".

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    Quote Originally Posted by vnx205 View Post
    No the S is silent because it is pronounced the same as "cent".
    I think vnx205 is on the money there.
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    I had a dog that could read, we went to the park one day, and there were new lamp posts with a sign that said "Wet Paint" so he lifted his leg and did!
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    Why did the British stop making computers?


    They couldn't find a way to make them leak oil.
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    Chinese sick leave

    Ho Chow calls work and says , hey , I no come to work today, I really sick, got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.

    The boss says ' Ho Chow , I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do , I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That's makes everything better and I go to work . You try that.

    Two hours later Ho Chow calls again . I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon
    You got nice house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bsperka View Post
    Why did the British stop making computers?


    They couldn't find a way to make them leak oil.
    Said the man who has clearly never owned a TD5
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    "In a Landrover the other vehicle is your crumple zone."

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  10. 12th December 2018, 06:51 PM #4790
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    Or a Puma Defender, or a D 3/4.
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