Jokes

**Eevo** · 9th April 2019, 05:59 PM

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.

**4bee** · 9th April 2019, 07:19 PM

If it was Night Soil Eevo, someone here was obviously was ****ted off with the jokes.

**Hogarthde** · 10th April 2019, 02:32 AM

He hehe............cough, cough

**Eevo** · 10th April 2019, 07:00 PM

Sad news today that the inventor of the speed boat has died.
His funeral is Monday, followed by the wake.

**Eevo** · 10th April 2019, 07:02 PM

I'd say I hope for a speedy recovery but that ship has sailed

**4bee** · 10th April 2019, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by Eevo

Sad news today that the inventor of the speed boat has died.
His funeral is Monday, followed by the wake.

I hope it is a swim through.

**Toxic_Avenger** · 11th April 2019, 03:40 AM

The inventor of autocorrect has died.
Restaurant in peace.

**350RRC** · 11th April 2019, 07:47 AM

Originally Posted by Eevo

I got my palm read tonight.

More gold!

Keep it up

DL

**67hardtop** · 11th April 2019, 08:21 AM

I forgot how to throw a boomerang....then it came back to me

**Fifth Columnist** · 14th April 2019, 12:32 AM

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.
I thought to myself, "Well, this changes everything."

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