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  1. 23rd May 2019, 07:04 PM #5101
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco-tastic View Post
    What has 182 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?




    My zipper




    It didnt work either.

    You probably need a graphite pencil rubbed along the Zip then.
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    An electrician arrived home at 3 AM.
    His wife asks:
    "Why are you insulate?"
    He replied:
    "Watt's it to you, I'm ohm, aren't I?"
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    That is shocking Eevo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    An electrician arrived home at 3 AM.
    His wife asks:
    "Why are you insulate?"
    He replied:
    "Watt's it to you, I'm ohm, aren't I?"
    He always was a bright sparkJokes Jokes
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  5. 23rd May 2019, 09:21 PM #5105
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    An electrician arrived home at 3 AM.
    His wife asks:
    "Why are you insulate?"
    He replied:
    "Watt's it to you, I'm ohm, aren't I?"
    She didnt put up much resistance after that
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  6. 24th May 2019, 05:42 AM #5106
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    There are positives and negatives to this story.
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  7. 24th May 2019, 06:17 AM #5107
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    My dads addicted to buying ladders.

    He uses them just to get high
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    Here is one back at Evo.

    Did you know that the welders cat had acetylene kittens
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    Eerrrrr, what's the connection?
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  10. 24th May 2019, 09:55 AM #5110
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Eerrrrr, what's the connection?

    Do you mean to query "a set of lean kittens", or getting back at Evo's sooo many some good/some meh posts in this section - he must have acquired a book!!!
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